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Summary: A Simpsons homage and Halloween tribute set just after AtS 5.14, Smile Time.

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Comedy > Cast: Angel InvestigationsEricJablowFR713050267230 Oct 0730 Oct 07Yes
Angel, Spike, Wes, and Fred are the possessions of Joss Whedon. Spoilers for AtS 5.14, "Smile Time"

“How is the new couple doing, Fred?”

“They're adorable, Wes. But, what's—”

Wes and Fred turn; they see Nina running toward them. “Help!” Nina reaches Wesley and Fred, stops, and points back the way she came. Angel the Vampire Puppet strolls toward them.

A foolish security guard steps in front of Angel, and is thrown into a wall.

“You didn't make him happy, did you?”

“No, Wesley.”

A second security guard is launched into Harmony's desk.

“All I did was to pat his back.”

Fred takes her tranquilizer gun from her holster. “Sorry.” She puts it back. A third guard slides to their feet.

“Come here, Nina,” says Angel.

“I fear you did more than just pat his back, Nina.”

“I swear, Wes.”

A fourth guard gets thrown toward the elevator; the doors open just before he hits them, and he plunges through into Spike's arms. Spike drops him and strides into the corridor.

“I'm really going to enjoy this, Angel!” Spike walks toward Angel, and the two meet in battle. It's very theatrical.

“Ten bucks on Spike, Wes.”

“I'm no fool, Fred.”

“You're awfully blase," says Nina.

“Spike's 6-3-1 in their last ten bouts,” says Fred.

Finally, Spike tosses Angel up. Angel hits the ceiling, and falls down into Spike's hands. Spike's eyes go wide for a moment, and he does something with Angel's body. Angel's fangs retract.

“Spike, why do you have your hand on my butt?”

Spike shouts, “Are you all daft? Have you all gone nuts?” Spike turns and displays Angel's back to the assembled crowd, and we see a rocker switch. The top is labeled “Angel,” and the bottom is labeled “Angelus”.


Bet you didn't see that one coming. It's from ToH3, by the way.

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