The only Bee in your Skull. by DaveTurner

I do not own BTVS or indeed the Discworld series of books by Terry Pratchett.

The only Bee in your Skull.
By Dave Turner.

Death picked himself up from his ruined flower bed, “ODD,” he said trying to shake loose the bee that had got itself trapped in his skull.

Moments before a strangely sequined pigeon had appeared, flown across his garden and then disappeared again. Within seconds of the pigeon disappearing a large noisy vehicle driven by a blonde woman with a maniacal gleam in her eye and a terrified red-haired female passenger roared through his garden leaving only destruction in its wake.

“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,” he asked the bee that buzzed inside his skull, “BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”