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Summary: This is for one-shots, short crossovers, FFAs, and other bits that could sprout into full stories but haven't yet germinated. Story 2 - Silly half-dabble from the wish-verse.

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NOTE: This chapter is rated FR7

Willow's Punishment - Dabble & a Half

Ten Little Vampire Jews: A Half Dabble
by Sam James


In the wish-verse, Vampire Willow looked carefully at her vampire lieutenant. “First on our to-do list,” she told him, “We need nine more Jews for my army right away.”

“Why Jews?” asked her henchman Chaim Cohen.

“Isn’t it obvious?” the vampiress said smiling, “I want my own minion minyan.”

Author's note: Yes, this is a silly joke half dabble. For non-Jews, a minyan is the minimum number of Jews (10) required to hold services (the religious equivalent of a quorum)


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Higher Learning: A Full Dabble
by Sam James


"But none of the other Scoobies went to college," Kennedy protested. "So why must I?"

"I went," Willow responded. "And Buffy started..."

"Xander."

"Hey," the man said. "I had a nice career going."

"And Anya?"

"Philosophical differences," Xander said with a slight smile.

Willow sniffed. "She heard the local college was a not for profit institution, so she was against it."

Kennedy thought for a minute. "Cordelia!" she said triumphantly.

"Sort of the same thing," Xander replied. "You know how she was Angel's seer right?"

"Yes?" Kennedy missed the point.

"And," Xander explained. "The college was a not for prophet."

The End?

You have reached the end of "Willow Seeds" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 4 Oct 10.

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