Willow's Punishment - Dabble & a Half

Ten Little Vampire Jews: A Half Dabble
by Sam James

In the wish-verse, Vampire Willow looked carefully at her vampire lieutenant. “First on our to-do list,” she told him, “We need nine more Jews for my army right away.”

“Why Jews?” asked her henchman Chaim Cohen.

“Isn’t it obvious?” the vampiress said smiling, “I want my own minion minyan.”

Author's note: Yes, this is a silly joke half dabble. For non-Jews, a minyan is the minimum number of Jews (10) required to hold services (the religious equivalent of a quorum)


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Higher Learning: A Full Dabble
by Sam James

"But none of the other Scoobies went to college," Kennedy protested. "So why must I?"

"I went," Willow responded. "And Buffy started..."

"Xander."

"Hey," the man said. "I had a nice career going."

"And Anya?"

"Philosophical differences," Xander said with a slight smile.

Willow sniffed. "She heard the local college was a not for profit institution, so she was against it."

Kennedy thought for a minute. "Cordelia!" she said triumphantly.

"Sort of the same thing," Xander replied. "You know how she was Angel's seer right?"

"Yes?" Kennedy missed the point.

"And," Xander explained. "The college was a not for prophet."