Xander nearly missed school he was so unfocused by the news that he had missions. He knew that his “missions” might bump up against the Slayerness. He decided to just go through school, not saying anything until he figured out everything-Arkvoodle and the whole situation regarding missions. Xander walked into homeroom and sat down- early for once and started doodling on the plentiful paper that the State of California provided.
Well he was doodling until Mrs. Kerbopple his homeroom teacher shrieked and stole it from under his pencil. The Furon in him wanted to harvest her brainstem and then move on to his classmates especially Larry who was currently clucking. For some reason, the banshee of a teacher decided to give him detention, costing the world another tree and a teenager his time. The Furon snuck a spare paper from study hall and started to write in the angular Furon script the Word of the Sacred Crotch.
Halfway through study hall, Mrs. Kerbopple walked by and gave him another shiny pair of detention slips. The Furon in him was really pissed now, pissed that he wouldn’t have time with Twinkies, pissed that he wouldn’t have Scooby time and pissed that Arkvoodle wouldn’t have a cult. Mrs. Kerbopple floated in the air and was tossed into the lockers where the snap of a leg bone was heard loudly.
From somewhere, streamers erupted and party horns started blowing until the Napoleonic Nazi stopped the party and with much detention slip issuing herded the high schoolers back. Then in a pair of ticks, the bell rang and it was all Snyder could do to stop from being trampled whilst threatening detention to the End of Days.
Xander proceeded along more boldly, snitching paper even in detention and writing more of the Word of the Sacred Crotch. Oh he went out patrolling solo, but strangely was done with his 300 DNA limit before the Slayer came around. He uploaded the spare DNA into the saucer and took a jaunt up to the mothership before netting himself an upgrade to his Zap-o-matic.
A/N: Shhh! no one tell my reviewers and my faithful audience there’s a new chapter before December 1st.