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Spoilers: Episode 1 of both respective series.
Notes: I've just started re-watching Veronica Mars, and Wallace calling Veronica a twinkie got me thinking.
"So what do you think of the band Pookie?"
"It's a thing...thought I'd try it"
"I thought we agreed, no cutesy pet names"
"Did we? I thought that was with my OTHER girlfriend, you'll have to meet her" *snicker*
"Sure! While we're at it, you'll have to meet MY other boyfriend, and he has a pet name too, I call'em "Shockey"."
"Ok, no pet names, got it. "
"Good.... now watch the band."
"Is it just me or do our arguments always end with you threatening to taze me?
"Hey, you knew what you were getting yourself into, the tazer comes standard issue."