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Summary: a wild look at women Xander never dated, but should have!

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Multiple Crossings > Xander-CenteredNerdgirlFR1573,66604017,45814 Dec 0722 Dec 07Yes

Chapter One

Disclaimers: I don't own BTVS, XXXHolic, Excel Saga,Birds of Prey, the Pretender,To Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar; Marvel Comics; Harry Potter; Highlander

Women Xander Never Dated

Chapter One

It was Friday night and Xander wanted to be out on the town with his hot date. But no, there were RULES and he had to introduce his soon-to-be (hopefully) girlfriend to the Scooby gang. Come on, his track record wasn't that bad was it? Sure, he had had a few problems in the past, but he had dated humans too. Well, Cordelia was human...before she became a half-demon seer that is. Ok, so he had never dated a permanent human before. But some of them weren't evil...well, Anya changed, and Cordy wasn't evil, she was just a bitch. Sigh, better find out now what kind of monster he was dating this time.

Telling his date this was just a quick stop, they walked into the Cleveland branch of the Watchers Council where the gang was waiting. Buffy didn't waste a moment before launching into interrogation mode. “So, what are you and what are your intentions towards Xander? I warn you, if you're planning anything evil, I have a shovel and I'm not afraid to use it.”

The gorgeous Japanese lady with long black hair replied, an amused look on her face, “My name is Yuko, sometimes known as the Witch of the Dimensions. I intend to fulfill all of Xander's wishes, providing he's willing to pay my price. I need another...servant boy.”

Willow chimed in, a disgusted look on her face, “Xander, I thought we told you. NO MORE WISHES! And you, you hussy, don't have anything Xander needs badly enough to wanna serve you.”

Yuko glanced at Xander, who had his head hanging down in embarrassment, and laughed. “Well,” she said, “If that's how you feel Xander, I'll go. Just remember, you can always find my shop if you change your mind.” And with that, she vanished, leaving a somewhat regretful Xander behind to be scolded by his friends.

Crossover with XXXHolic
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