WHAT THE HELL!!
HAVE YOURSELF A SCOOBY LITTLE CHRISTMAS AND A BULLET PROOF NEW YEAR
Disclaimer: I own nothing. J.K. and Joss got it all!
Summary: Anita learns that her luck with relationships may not be the worst around or even unique and that family can pop up in the strangest of places. Add in a slightly off balance slayer named Kefira and you’ve got the makings of an interesting holiday in Anita-land. A Holiday fic-a-thon entry for WitheringTree.
Rating: FR18 for future slash pairings.
Chapter One: WHAT THE HELL!
Anita Blake, Executioner, Necromancer, Human Servant to the Master of St. Louis was currently handcuffed, on her knees in a puddle of mud and water with (her brother) a one-eyed carpenter, and being guarded by two burly men in black from homeland security. For some reason they thought she and the carpenter were a threat to national security. Ted Forrester was standing next to Det. Zerbrowski giving a statement as to why her house was on fire and God bless him, her little brother Josh and his new girlfriend were trying to stall the FBI agents and simultaneously block the media circus that was threatening to start.
How you may ask did all this start? In Anita’s mind and her therapist would say she’s pass the buck, this all started with one person. The one person who Anita despised more than the fucking mother of darkness herself, that’s right her step-mother Judith.
Judith was the reason that she was looking around in a state of shock having a WHAT THE HELL!!!
Author note: Happy Holiday and a Joyous New Year. My New Years resolution is a chapter a week! So review and give my muse An Anita kick in the ass!