Chapter One

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The Scooby Gang was having its (usual) emergency meeting in the Magic Box. The lights were lit and the door was barred, a defense against the encroaching darkness. In other words, everything was normal. Normal, except for the occupant of the brand-new cage.

“Now, Xander,” said Giles, “are you sure you didn't get a good look at the creature that bit you? It doesn't look like a werewolf bite, so I'm sure you're fine.”

Xander looked doubtful. “G-man, I can feel it. I can feel myself changing, I feel the call of the...Lettuce?! Oh, god, what's happening to me?” He was starting to panic.

Suddenly, the first moonlight broke, and Xander shuddered uncontrollably. With a scream, he contorted, growing fur, and shrank. And shrank. Then he shrank some more, his ears growing long.

While Anya screamed and ran, Willow, Buffy and Dawn sat and cooed over Xander-rabbit. “Just look at it this way,” Buffy said, “Once she gets used to the idea, Anya will be glad of the...side benefits of Xander being a rabbit!”

As the girls all snickered, Giles pulled off his glasses with a sigh. “Oh, dear.”







Ok, here's my rather disturbed plot bunny ;) Anyone else wanna join in?