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Summary: A bunch of ficlet nonsense. Includes some implied femslash.

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Buffy/John Sheppard

Warning: Some sort of slash implied

Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard walked into the bar and went to order a drink. He was looking for some down time. He and Ronan had come back from Atlantis when they found out Rodney had gotten into some trouble. Some guy had captured Rodney and his sister in desperation. Henry Wallace's daughter, Sharon, was dying from leukemia and had gotten prototype nanites to try heal her, but they were doing more harm than help. Wallace wanted Rodney and Jeannie to help fix the problem. Wallace had also infected Jeannie with the same nanites to give them more motivation. In the end, Sharon died before Rodney could help her, but Jeannie still needed help, so John had ended up manipulating the situation. They had needed a Wraith to help them, but it had been weak and needed to feed. Sheppard guilt-tripped Wallace in to sacrificing himself to the Wraith in order to help Jeannie. Now John was in need of a good drink to forget about the whole mess of a situation.

Buffy had been sitting at the bar when she noticed a tall, dark haired man walk in. Hello, salty goodness! He looked like he wasn't looking for anyone in particular, only focused on his drink. Buffy knew that look. It was the one that people got when they had a shitty day and just needed to forget about life for a while. That was a look that Buffy, herself, knew very well. It was the reason she was in the bar in the first place. She was tired of being the responsible one, always training the baby slayers or being the one everyone looked to for leadership. Buffy missed the days when it was just her and the Scoobies. She came to Colorado to relax, plus she had heard there were strange happenings in Colorado Springs. Buffy figured it was a perfect chance to get some alone time.

John saw an open stool at the bar next to a petite blonde woman. He grabbed his beer and approached the blonde.

"Hey. Is this seat taken?" John asked. The blonde looked up and smiled.

"Nope. All yours." Buffy sipped her drink.

"Thanks. By the way, I'm John." He introduced himself.

"Buffy. Nice to meet you."

"Likewise. So Buffy, what brings you here? Are you from Colorado Springs?" John inquired.

Buffy took a small gulp of her drink. "No, I'm originally from California, but I live in Scotland now. I just came here for a little business, but mostly to relax. What about you?"

John grinned. "It seems we have something in common. I'm also not from around here, but I came here on orders. My superiors needed to meet with me regarding my current assignment."

"Orders? You're in the military?" Buffy looked a little disappointed. After Riley and the Initiative, she was leery of the military.

"Yes, ma'am. Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard of the United States Air Force at your service." John gave her a charming smile. Buffy decided that she could overlook the whole military issue if he kept smiling at her like that. She smiled back.

"Air Force huh? I do love a man in uniform." Buffy said flirtatiously.

"Really?" John got a gleam in his eye.

"Yea, my ex was in the Army. We didn't work out, but that was because he had a hero complex that made him feel inadequate when I didn't make him feel needed. I guess I'm too strong-willed." Buffy smiled self-depreciatingly. "We're still friends though, and he's happily married to someone who someone who suits him." Buffy elaborated.

"I'm sorry to hear that. Trust me when I say that I love strong women." He waggled his eyebrows. It made Buffy laugh.

"Are you propositioning me? Cause if you are, that wasn't exactly the smoothest line."

"Hey! It took me a whole minute to think of it. I thought it was one of my better ones." John gave a mock hurt look.

Buffy raised a delicate brow. "If that was your best move, then I don't even want to know what your worst would be like."

"Who said it was my best move? I've got a lot of other great moves I haven't even shown you yet." John stated suggestively. He gave Buffy a leer. Buffy's eyes widened. Then she grinned.

"Maybe I'll take you up on that offer."

"Oh I hope you do."

"Sheppard?" John turned to see Rodney grinning. Rodney kept looking back and forth between him and Buffy.

"Rodney? What are you doing here?" John glared at him for interrupting.

"Oh after today, I decided I needed a beer. What about you? Who's your friend?" Rodney glanced interestedly at Buffy.

Buffy looked amused at John's glare and Rodney's ignorance. "I'm Buffy. And you are? Are you in the Air Force too?"

Rodney snorted. "Me in the military? Yea right. Dr. Rodney McKay. I'm an astrophysicist of sorts." Buffy raised an eyebrow.

"Sounds interesting." John took that moment to interrupt.

"It's really not." Rodney frowned. "Besides, Rodney was just leaving anyway."

"I was?" John gave him a hard stare. "Oh right. I was. Nice to have met you Buffy, but I need to be going." Rodney quickly walked away.

John looked at Buffy innocently. "What?" Buffy's eyes narrowed at him. John figeted under her gaze. "He's Canadian." He said it as if it explained everything. Buffy couldn't help it. She smiled at his antics. That gave John all the encouragement he needed. He decided to pick up where they left off. "Now where were we?" Buffy gave him an amused look.

The next morning John woke up in an unfamiliar room. He noticed that he was naked in the bed. He took in his surroundings of the hotel room and smiled. He definitely got laid last night. Oh yea! The details were a little fuzzy because of all the alcohol he had consumed last night, but he did remember meeting Buffy and leaving the bar with her. Suddenly, John felt movement under the sheets. His bed partner must have awakened. Soft lips roamed over his lower region and a warm mouth covered his penis. The mouth moved over him taking in his hard length, allowing John to thrust upwards. Then his partner's mouth retracted so that only the tip was still covered. The tongue swirled around his dick teasingly, lips lightly sucking his tip. John grabbed the head under the sheets and shoved his dick in deeper. The head bobbed up and down over his erection, building up the pleasure inside of John. Hands played with his balls while lips roamed over his penis. John was in heaven. What a way to start the morning. The pressure soon reached to its limit when the mouth began to suck harder. John could feel himself dripping a little into his lover's mouth. A finger slipped between his ass and thrust into his tight hole sending John into the hardest orgasm he'd ever had. He shuddered as he came. His seed shot from him violently and he shouted his lover's name.

"Buffy!" The bathroom door flew open. A small figure came running out in a towel.

Buffy had been showering when she heard John shout her name. She quickly grabbed a towel and ran out of the bathroom.

"John! What's wrong?" She exclaimed. John's eyes widened. If Buffy was standing right in front of him, then who had just sucked his dick?

"What the hell!" John flung the sheet off of him to reveal his mystery lover. He almost died at the sight of the person who grinned back him.


Yep, you've guessed it. Somewhere along the way, Buffy ended up in bed with both John Sheppard and Rodney McKay. I don't really know how, but I'm sure it involved a lot of alcohol. I'm thinking this will be the last story in the collection. I want to be able to focus on other ideas. I hope everyone has enjoyed the ficlets. I had fun writing them. Thanks again to everyone who has read, reviewed, and even offered their own suggestions. Sorry to those who are left wanting more. My plan was never to keep this going on for very long anyway.

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