2: I See Nothing!
: I don't own any of the characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
[BtVS] or from Hogan’s Heroes
[HH]. This is intended as an homage to them, and is in no way intended to infringe on their respective owners' rights. I don’t make any money from this, and I never intend to do so. Crossover: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
with Hogan’s Heroes
# 2: I See Nothing!
Sgt. Schultz called the prisoners to attention for morning roll call. They were shuffling to keep warm, rubbing their hands together or tucking them under their arms. Counting them off on his fingers, Schultz walked down the lineup.
“Kinchloe, Newkirk, LeBeau….”
Schultz stopped in front of an odd looking prisoner, who was roughly the same height as LeBeau. Wearing a cap similar to Carter’s fleece-lined cap, with ear flaps pulled down, and an obviously false mustache, the prisoner grinned up at Schultz.
“Morning!” the prisoner cheerily greeted the beleaguered prison guard in an alto voice.
“I see nothing, nothing!”