#10

AN: Hey everyone just letting you know I'm working on the next chapter of Enter the Merc and that I usually do my best work while under the effects of chilli dogs and nachos...which I have so expect the next update within the next time you think of Bea Arthur and Betty White in an intimate situation.

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Must do more jumping jacks! Lil' Cthulu was cute but I think I may have lost a little of my mind, or did I? Well anyways let us see what is behind this door.

"Hey, it's a turtle in the middle of the desert. How are you doing Mr. Turtle?"

"..."

"Don't pretend like you can't talk turtle I can see the cog wheels aturnin in the head of yours."

"..."

"That's just being rude I have half the mind of chucking you into that cactus over yonder."

"..."

"Hey I know what your thinking your thinking 'wow this guys is bonkers'!"

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"Well Mr. Turtle all I have to say is good day to you!"

"..."

"Is he gone?"

"Why yes he is Mr. Rabbit now where were we?"

"I think you were about to apply whip cream to a certain area."

"Indeed I was."

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I know this one was a lot on the creepy side and it was if anyone is to blame for this it's Japan. Yes Japan where anything and everthing can rape you. Even purple horses.