In the Begining

Authors Note: I originally put this in my main story just as a snipit of what Xander has been up to but I've decided to turn this into a round robin type of thing.

Disclamer: Buffy and all related characters Belong to Joss Whedon and his pet zombie Bill. Deadpool Belongs to Marvel, and whatever other people put up I have nothing to do with.

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Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember is telling one of my kids to give Mrs. Davis a flaming bag of dog waste later on into the night. Hey, are those giant naked redheads? Whoa, there's a whole spread of Mexican food. I wonder what's behind this door? OH MY GOD A NAKED BEA ARTHUR! Note to self never open any doors just sit down eat the Mexican food and stare at the ATTRACTIVE NAKED WOMEN and not open any doors.

Three hours later...

Gah. I'm so stuffed right now, and, I can't believe I'm saying this, these naked girls are getting old. I wonder how many doors are in this place. Hold on a sec, I have an idea. I, Alexander LaVelle Harris, will open every single door in this place, or until I find an exit.

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