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Summary: Short Drabbles In Response To Jinxy's Challenge

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Multiple Crossings > Anya-CenteredgigiFR1372,4811207,0417 Mar 0820 Mar 08Yes


Disclaimer: I don't own anything. If I did, I would be rich.

This is a response to Jinxy's Challenge #3338

Anya stood on the platform, looking at the long line in front of her. She was waiting for her turn to go through the gate. One by one, she watched the line move slowly, quickly growing bored. She turned to the guy next to her and started talking to him.

"These people are nothing compared to when I was a vengeance demon. All they do is try to take over the world and pose as gods. They have no imagination in their destruction. For 1200 years, I granted wishes to scorned women. The destruction that I caused was famous in some parts, and I didn't even need to try to take over the world. Let me tell you, there are some pretty vicious women who should never be betrayed. There was this one time when I granted a wish to a woman whose husband cheated on her with her cousin. She wished that he would be miserable for eternity so I turned him into some sort of grotesque beast and sent him to a hell dimension where humans were slaves for demons and repeatedly tortured, never dying. Talk about being miserable." Anya had a small smile on her face as she remembered her past work with a hint of pride. It really was ingenious.

"Uh huh." The wide-eyed man said with both apprehension and fear. He tried to shrink away from her. She kind of creeped him out by the pleasure in her voice when she talked about destruction to mankind. Was she really human?

"Oh! And there was this other time when I---" Anya began.

"Oh for crying out loud! Anya, just shut up and walk through the damn gate!" Anya turned around to see a very annoyed Colonel Jack O'Neill (that's two L's) looking at her.

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