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Harry Potter happily gathered his things from his desk. It was almost time to leave.
As Ron passed by Harry's office, he heard whistling and stopped at the door. "Hey Harry. Leaving already?"
"Yea. I'm going to see my girl. She was out of town for a few days and I missed her." Harry grinned at the thought of his blonde beauty.
"You lucky dog! Well, have a good time. See you tomorrow!" Ron said before walking away.
"Bye Ron!" Harry called out.
Harry stepped on to the porch of his girlfriend's house and rang the doorbell. The door opened and Harry smiled widely when he saw his love's face.
"Harry! What are you doing here?" Buffy jumped into his arms and gave him a long, lingering kiss.
"I missed my girl." Harry replied.
"Aww...That's so sweet of you." Buffy gave him a quick kiss for good measure. Then she opened the door wider and gestured for him to go inside.
"Would you mind waiting here while I finish putting something away?" Buffy asked sweetly.
"No, no. Take your time, babe." Harry stated. Buffy gave him a blinding smile and headed to the bedroom.
A few seconds later, the doorbell rang. "Could you answer that for me, Harry?" Buffy called out.
"Sure." Harry said.
"Thanks!" Harry got up an answered the door. He was shocked when he saw who was behind it.
"Malfoy?" He asked shocked.
"Potter! What in the bloody hell are you doing here?!?" Draco exclaimed.
"Shouldn't I be asking you that question instead?" Harry gave Draco a pointed look.
"Well, not that it's any of your business, but I'm here to see my girl." Draco said condescendingly.
"I think you must have the wrong house then because this is MY girlfriend's house." Harry snickered.
"What! No, this is her house. I was just here last week and she's been out of town this week on business, so I know she wouldn't have time to just move and not mention it." Draco stated firmly.
Harry's heart stopped at Draco's explanation. He was also here last week and Buffy was also out of town this week. No, it couldn't be. Could it? "How is that possible? As far as I know, only Buffy lives here." Harry wondered.
"Buffy? Buffy Summers?" Draco asked surprised.
"Yes. She's my girlfriend and she lives here. Why?" Harry asked suspiciously.
"Because she's MY girlfriend." Draco said smugly.
"You lie! Buffy loves me!" Harry shouted.
"No, she loves me!" Draco yelled back.
Buffy chose that moment to run back out into the living room. "What is going on in--- Drake! What are you doing here?" Buffy asked shocked.
"I knew you would be back so I came to see you, but when I rang the doorbell, Potter answered. Will you please tell this prat that you love me and not him?" Draco asked frustratedly.
"And will you tell this idiot that it's me that you love?" Harry asked with equal frustration.
"Uh..." "No, she loves me, you fool!" "No, she doesn't!" Harry started jabbing Draco's chest with his finger, unaware that they were stepping towards the street. Suddenly, Draco pulled out his wand and shouted a curse. "Stupefy!" It hit Harry squarely on the chest and he went flying back.
Harry quickly got back up and shouted, "Why, you dirty sonofa---Protego!" He put his shield up just before another one of Draco's curses hit him. They sent curses and jinxes back and forth as Buffy watched in shock.
Unnoticed by the two wizards cursing each other, a 1967 chevy impala drove up to the curb. A man jumped out of the driver's seat and headed up towards Buffy. "Hey babe!"
"Dean, what are you doing here? How did you get your car over here?" Buffy asked in more shock.
"You know I can't bear to be away from you for long. I snuck it on a cargo ship. I missed you. By the way, Sammy says hi." Dean replied.
Buffy smiled. Dean grinned and swooped down to give her a kiss, which put a stop to the two wizards' fighting.
"Buffy! What are you doing? Who the hell is that?" Harry yelled.
"Yea, what are you doing kissing my girl, you prat?" Draco shouted.
"Your girl? As you can see, Buffy is my girl." Dean said lazily. Buffy blushed at his tone.
"No, Buffy loves me!" "No, she loves me!" "No, me!" "Buffy doesn't love either of you. She loves me!"
"Buffy!" Everyone turned to see a dark haired man with an eyepatch running up to Buffy. "You're back! I've missed you!"
"Who the bloody hell are you?" Draco asked.
"I'm Xander. Buffy's boyfriend." The stranger replied.
"That's impossible because I'm her boyfriend." Harry stated.
"No, you're not. I'm here boyfriend." Draco refuted Harry's claim.
"Why would she want you two losers when she already has me?" Dean chimed in.
"Buffy! What are they talking about? I thought you loved me, your white knight?" Xander asked with a slightly hurt look.
"I-I--" Buffy stuttered.
"Buffy!" Once again, everyone turned to see two men running up to Buffy. One was dark haired and the other had platinum blonde hair.
"Angel! Spike! What are you guys doing here?" Buffy exclaimed.
"We want you to make a choice. Tell us which one you pick. Me or Spike? And please, no more speeches about cookie dough." Angel replied.
"Yea, pet. Tell us who you want to be with." Spike added.
"Um..." Buffy started saying, but was interrupted.
"What are you idiots talking about? Buffy belongs with me!" Draco stated.
"No! She loves me!" Harry yelled.
"What about me? I'm her white knight. She loves me." Xander put his two cents in.
"Oh please, you bloody whelp. Like you could ever defend her from anything when you had two good eyes. I doubt it even more now that you only have one eye." Spike said spitefully.
"Shut up, Spike! You're nothing but Buffy's lapdog." Xander shot back.
"Buffy, what about me? I thought we were soul mates. I got my Shanshu. I'm human now. We can finally be together." Buffy gave him a hesitant look. "You said you'd always be my girl. Remember?" Angel gave Buffy a puppy dog look that he knew used to make her heart melt.
"Oh shut up, you poof! Buffy knows she needs a little bit of a monster in her man. Like me." Spike said smugly.
"Buffy!" They all saw another man dressed in very old fashioned attire walking up to Buffy.
"Jean Claude, why are you here?" Buffy asked surprised.
"Ma petite guerrière
, I missed you. Come back with me to St. Louis. Together we can rule the city." Jean Claude pleaded.
"Buffy, who is this clown?" Xander asked.
"I am Jean Claude, Master of the City of St. Louis." Jean Claude looked directly into Xander's eyes, trying to roll his mind. Buffy caught on immediately.
"Jean Claude, stop it! Leave Xander alone." She ordered.
"Very well, ma petite guerrière
. You know I cannot deny you anything." Jean Claude replied.
Xander shook his head of the effects. "Did he just try to make me his bitch like Dracula?" Everyone nodded. "Geez, Buff. What is your deal with vampires?" Buffy blushed at Xander's scornful remark.
"Hey man, don't talk to my girlfriend like that!" Dean stepped towards Xander.
"Your girlfriend! Bugger that! She loves me. She told me so in the Hellmouth." Spike stated.
"No, she loves me." Harry said stubbornly.
She is meant for me." Jean Claude said arrogantly.
"You? She is my soul mate." Angel cried in disbelief.
"Who cares about soul mates? I'm her white knight." Xander scoffed.
"You couldn't be anyone's knight, Cyclops." Dean snickered. "She loves me."
"You're all sadly mistaken. Buffy loves me." Draco said smugly.
"No, you're all wrong! Buffy loves me!" A voice shouted at them. They turned to see a man in military fatigues running up to her with another man in tow.
"Jack!" The other man yelled.
"Daniel!" Jack mocked.
"Jack! Buffy loves me. Not you or anyone else!" Daniel said succinctly, leaving no room for any arguments. Or so he thought.
"Sorry, old man. Buffy loves me." Dean said cockily.
"You? You look like a common street thug. Why would Buffy ever be with someone like you when she can have me, a General in the United States Air Force?" Jack snarked.
"A General? Pfft! I'm a doctor. Beat that!" Daniel sneered.
"Doctor? You're not even a real doctor! You're an archeologist! Why would Buffy want a geek?" Jack shot back.
"Jack, Daniel, What are you two doing here? I thought you had important business up at the mountain?" Buffy butted in, hoping to stop the argument.
"We missed you." Daniel said simply. "I love you and I know you love me."
"Sorry, Danny Boy, but Buffy loves me." Jack waggled his brows at Buffy. She couldn't help but smile at his antics.
, I've missed you! Please come back to me!" Angel and Spike scowled at the figure running towards them. They both shouted at once.
"Immortal!" "What the hell is he doing here?"
"Methos! Why are you in England? Where's your groupies?" Buffy asked scornfully. They didn't have a very good break up. To put it simply, he dumped her.
"I've left them back in Rome. I've realized what a fool I've been, Buffy. I love you. Come back to Rome with me, bella
." Methos pleaded. "I know you still love me." Buffy felt herself melting at his words, but everyone else just glared at him.
"Let's just have her answer that question. Buffy, who do you love?" Angel asked sweetly. He gave her his famous puppy dog eyes again. Everyone began to speak at once, trying to make their case.
"Yea, Buff. Who do you love?" "Yes, Buffy. Please tell us." "Pet, make your choice." "Oui
, put them out of their misery." "Buffy, it's me right?" "I hope you will make the right choice." "For crying out loud, just tell them!" "Buffy, I know you will do the right thing." "Bella
"Uh..." Buffy didn't know what to do. Everyone was speaking at once and it was confusing her. She couldn't think.
"Buffy!" A voice from the house called out. Everyone turned to see an Asian girl wrapped in sheets standing at the door.
"Satsu?" Both Xander and Buffy exclaimed, but for different reasons.
"What are you doing up?" Buffy asked.
"I missed you. When are you coming back to bed?"Sorry, but it had to be done and I was a little bored. I hope everyone enjoyed this little fic that my mind spawned. Please review.