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Summary: Ever wonder how Hedwig knew to go get Errol at the beginning of PoA? What if he had rested up at Willow and Buffy's apartment in London?

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Harry Potter > General > HumorTelumielFR751,7190126,62826 Mar 0831 Mar 08Yes

Post Script

Disclaimer I still own nada.



One Month Later…

“Willow.”

“Yeah?”

“That big white owl is back.”

“Hedwig?”

“Got a letter on her leg too.”

“Let her in, then.”

Sliding door whispers open.

“Aren’t you going to let her in?”

“I did.”

“I didn’t hear the door.”

“Xander WD40-ed it last night. Said Dawn was driving him crazy with her bad violin impressions. Here is your o-mail.”

“Thanks! It's from some one named Harry.”

“What does it say?”

“Dear Willow, Thank you for helping with Errol last month. He was carrying my birthday present. Ron forgot to say this, but please don’t tell anyone about Errol or Hedwig. We can't tell you why, just that this is very important. I hope you understand. Please give your reply to Hedwig. Thank you and sincerely, Harry.”

“Wow. You were right about not giving out our address. What if ‘Ron’ and ‘Harry’ had showed up on our doorstep to kill us?”

“You would have kicked their butts. But what if they wanted to wipe our memories?”

“That I could take. I live without remembering I spooned an owl.”

“I so did not need to know that.”

“You’re the one who insisted he sleep in the guest room with me.”

“Only because he kept pecking me every time he needed to go on a bathroom fly. I wonder if this is some sort of government conspiracy, sending letters with owls.”

“You’ve been spending too much time listening to Andrew. Maybe they are starcrossed lovers who don’t want their families to know.”

“Now who's been hanging around Andrew too much?”

“Ouch!”

“Ouch! I think Hedwig doesn’t like our theories.”

“Probably means one of them is right. She is just protecting her owners. Ouch! Get away from me, demon owl!”

“Don’t listen to Buffy, Hedwig. She is just cranky. Here is my reply. See you later. Tell Owly we said hello if you see him. And tell him his girlfriend misses him. Bye!”

“Willow! That’s not funny!”

“Hedwig thought it was.”

“Yeah, well, she's evil!”



PS - I really do like Hedwig. I did not mean this as a Hedwig bashing mini-fic. It just sort of turned out that way because I didn't see Buffy and her getting along.

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