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Summary: Challenge Response. What if Cordelia had bought a costume from Ethan's? One that consisted of a barcode tattoo?

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Television > Dark Angel > Cordelia - CenteredDemonChildeKyraFR1379,11726413,8283 May 0817 Jul 09No

A Cat? Cats Are SO Unoriginal!

Title: X5-682

Author: Kyra

Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I don’t own it! If I did, I probably wouldn’t be writing fanfiction.

Summary: Challenge Response. What if Cordelia had bought a costume from Ethan's? One that consisted of a barcode tattoo?

Spoilers: Buffy – Season 2 episode ‘Halloween.’ Dark Angel – Season 1 episode 'The Kids Are Aiight,' though no Pulse. Takes place during the Buffy timeline, meaning in the late 1990s.

Warnings: None that I can think of.

A/N: So, apparently one of my Muses has a crush on Cordy….


Chapter 1: A Cat? Cats Are SO Unoriginal

Cordelia Chase wandered around Party Town, browsing through their Halloween costumes. “Boring. Boring. Lame. Gross. No way,” She muttered to herself as she looked through one of the racks.

“Cordelia! I have so found the perfect costume for you!” Harmony Kendell exclaimed, the blonde rushing up to Cordy with a costume in hand. Coming to a stop in front of her friend she held up the costume in her hand.

Cordelia raised her eyebrow at Harmony, “A cat?”

Harmony nodded, “Well, yeah! It’s like, totally you!”

Cordy raked over the cat costume with a critical eye. “I think not,” She said, “Besides, cats are so unoriginal.” With that she resumed flipping through the rack in front of her.

Harmony looked a bit disappointed before shrugging and hanging the costume up on a random rack, “Well, I’m going to go pay for my Unicorn costume,” She said as she headed toward the front of the store.

A few minutes later Harmony rejoined Cordelia, her costume safely in a bag. “Find anything yet?” She asked.

The brunette shook her head, “Nope, nothing. This place has a horrible selection; the quality's really gone down.” She gave the store one more cursory glance before turning toward the door. “Come on, let’s go see if I can find anything at that new store. What was it called? Oh yeah, Ethan’s.”


So what do you think? I know, I know, I shouldn’t be starting a new story, but well, one of my Muses seems to have a bit of a crush on Cordy as I have all sorts of Cordy-Centric ideas floating around in my head at the moment. I hope that getting at least one out will help and I’ll be able to get back to work on ‘A Charmed Slayer.’

Anyway, I hope you liked it. Next chapter will definitely be longer.

Please, please, please review?

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