Title: Meet the Wraith...Or, Ewww...
Fandom: Buffy/Angel/SGA crossover.
Pairings: None yet
Spoilers: All of Buffy/Angel.
Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy or SGA. Whedon owns Buffy/Angel. MGM owns SGA.
Elizabeth Weir watched as the Stargate opened and SGA-1 came stumbling back through it. She could see that the newest members of SGA were fighting...with each other. This, Elizabeth knew, was nothing new for them. She rewatched all her Buffy the Vampire DVDs that she had smuggled to Atlantis.
Elizabeth noticed the disgusted looks on Teyla and Lt. Ford's faces. The shocked and amazed looked on Shepard's and Rodney's.
"...That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen you do!" Xander shouted at Spike, who swayed in a drunken fashion. The rest of the team nodded in agreement with the young man.
"Come on, pet! It wasn't that bad." Spike said his words slurred. Xander exchanged a look with Shepard and then started pulling the vampire toward the door that led out of the Gateroom. Elizabeth wondered if the vampire was in fact drunk.
"Yes, it was." Xander told Spike, as he caught the vampire before he fell.
"Grosser than the time with the Exslouvit?" Spike asked. Xander paused, frowning then said, "Okay, the Exslouvit was grosser, but at least you didn't eat it! Now come on. I have to get you to Carson and make sure this won't kill you."
"But, pet...I don't wanna..." the vampire whined. Xander growled and continued to pull Spike from the Gateroom.
When the two had left. Elizabeth turned to Shepard and raised an eyebrow at him. Who shrugged at her in return and said, "Well, we found out...Wraith don't like vampires. But to Spike, the Wraith are kind of like bottles of Jack Daniels."
SGA-1 left to get cleaned up, Elizabeth wondered if she *really* wanted to hear what happened on this mission.