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Summary: Five ficlets about blondes made into slayers by Willow's spell.

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Multiple Crossings > General > Ficlet Collections - OtherAkatsukiDaybreakFR135759033,75621 May 0821 May 08Yes


Disclaimer-I don't own Scrubs or Buffy the Vampire Slayer.


“So will you help me with my screenplay?” asks J.D.

“J.D.! If I knew you were going to be this annoying, I would’ve just let that vampire chick eat you!” responds an annoyed Elliot Reid.

He stares off into space for a few seconds and then says, “Now that would make good research.”

Elliot sighs. Willow had warned her to keep this whole Slayer thing a secret, but she thought for sure that J.D. wouldn’t make a big deal out of it, even if she the only reason she told him was because saved him from a hot vampire that had taken him out into an alley.

Suddenly Doug runs across the cafeteria, screaming.

“Mrs. Davis just sat up!”

“Frick!” yells Elliot as she gets up to take care of it

Luckily, everyone just passes it off as Doug’s crazy belief that the corpses in the morgue are out to get him, not realizing that the dead do rise sometimes.
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