Rights to Iron Man owned by Marvel and often licensed to other companies.
I blame my roommate, KickAssClown, for this as he offered the question and helped out a lot.
Tony Stark addressed the eager crowd: “I’m sorry this announcement isn’t as controversial as the last one, but this renowned playboy has agreed that as Pepper Potts is the best thing in my life right now, we’re going to get married. Any questions? Yes, you in the back.”
“Are you aware that everyone’s going to be calling your relationship Pepperoni?”
"Yes... I do realize that. I expect that I'll be investing in a number of pizza companies for my children's future."
“Honey, I’m home,” he said that night, only to receive a slap in the face from his fuming fiancée.