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Epilogue Averted

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Summary: Luna has a prophetic dream soon after the events described in Deathly Hallows, she lets her friends see it in a pensieve.

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Harry Potter > GeneraldalekFR1312822122,94413 Jun 0813 Jun 08Yes
Title: Epilogue Averted
Author: dalek
Rated: G (one naughty word from Ron)
Disclaimer: All things Harry Potter belong to JKR
Disclaimer2: Header structure shamelessly stolen.

Epilogue Averted

“You really dreamed that?” asked Ron after coming out of the pensieve vision.

“Yes” replied Luna.

“And you think this is all going to happen?” asked Harry.

“Yes” replied Luna.

“Perfect little ordinary families?” asked Hermione

“You forgot boring.” said Ginny.

“HEY!” exclaimed Harry.

“Sorry Harry, but you got to admit that after the last few years, this looked extremely boring.”

“Well, you're right, but I could do with a bit of boring.” said Harry.

“Harry, I got tortured this year and almost got raped by a vicious werewolf, I could also do with a bit of boring but a lifetime seems a bit long.” replied Hermione.

“A bit.” said Neville.

“Oh, don't worry, it's not all that bad.” said Luna.

“It's not?” asked the five others.

“No, in twenty years Hermione and Harry are going to start an affair, then Ron and Ginny will find out, this will lead to two messy divorces, then Ginny and Ron will start an hidden unnatural incestuous relationship that will lead to them being the new Dark Lords and Lady. Harry and Hermione will kill them after years of suffering, that act will make them flip to the dark side and start a reign of terror like none that has ever happened before...”

“Ok, lets nip all that in the bud, Harry, I'll let you have Hermione and my sister, me I'm going to find myself a pretty Muggle.” said Ron.

“I guess I could share Harry if he doesn't go behind my back.” replied Ginny.

“Harry's always been my first choice.” said Hermione.

“I bloody well knew it!” said Ron victoriously.

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