The MILF Of The Millennium

"So your telling me that the 'eternal, mystical Key' isn't so eternal?" Asked Dawn as she looked at Giles suspiciously. Giles for his part sighed for umpteenth time.

"No, what I'm telling you is that the Key has or rather you have parents. Which is where the mystical powers of the Key come from. Honestly it isn't difficult." Giles said with the tone of someone who has said the same thing many times as he wiped his glasses.

They were all gathered at the Magic Box, except for Anya who was God knows where. Buffy was pacing, aggravated at the fact that she was away from valuable vegging time in front of the TV with Mr. Gordo. Willow and Tara were nervously looking at Giles and Buffy as they were still wondering why. Xander was watching the proceedings as carved a stake. Dawn was wondering why Giles was telling them this now.

"So why are telling Dawn this now?" Asked Xander voicing Dawn's unspoken question. This had the effect of getting Buffy to stop pacing and stare at Giles as well as getting everyone to stare at Giles. Giles realizing everyone was looking at him fidgeted under their combined gazes.

"W-Well, you see, Dawn's mother called the Magic Box and is coming to visit her." Giles said as he put his glasses on.

"Wait, she's coming to visit? We don't even know her name!" Sheeched Buffy.

"Her names," Giles said as he searched his pockets, pulling out a piece of paper. "Lucille Deville Fer."

"When is she coming?" Asked Dawn as the sound of slamming brakes came from outside.

"Five bucks says thats her." Betted Xander as they all got up to look outside.

"Whoa!" Dawn exclaimed as they saw the car. It was a red Lambourgini Diablo with the license plate BAD-1.

The woman who got out of the car was wearing what should have a black buisness suit, but she wasn't apparantly wearing a shirt on underneath the buttoned-up suit jacket. She was in a word: gorgeous. She had long brown hair, brown eyes long tanned legs, beautiful aristocatic face, full but not too large breasts.

"Not exactley what you were expecting am I?" She asked with sexy brittish accent. The group as a whole shaking their heads. Xander, Willow, and Tara wiping the drool off their chins.

"I get that a lot." She told them as she smirked seductivly. "So you're the infamous Scooby Gang."

"How do you know that?" Demanded Buffy threateningly. The woman on the other hand seemed only amused.

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lucille Deville Fer AKA Lucy Fer AKA Lucifer AKA The Devil." She told all the while smirking like the cat that got the canary. There was silence for a moment.

"Damn, I'm on the wrong side." Xander announced.





AN: It's been a while since I've posted. Then I thought of this. In case you don't know The Devil is Liz Hurley from Bedazzled. Review.