Joke's run in the Family

AN; This is my first time so please...be gentle.This an answer to DarkGoddess's My Wacky, Evil Family Challenge.This is an open drabble boys and girls.That's right for a limited time only,you too can take part in this handsome,brand new story/drabble,for only the small price of your sanity. Well let's get going,click the next chapter button,and ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!

Oh yeah and here's link to the Challenge if you want to read it: My Wacky Evil Family Challenge

The hunched purple clad figure stood on the doorstep,he took a deep breath,and banged on the door. He was idly wondering what his son looked like,when door was yanked open by a dirty,sweaty,overweight,40 something year old man smelling of cheap whiskey."Stop banging on the door you son of a..." the grotesque Tony Harris trailed off as he looked at the man on the doorstep with bloodshot eyes. "We don't want tickets to the circus, Freak. Maybe next time."

As Tony went to shut the door, a foot wedged between it and the frame."Hold on a minute!I'm a salesman,okay,and I'm just trying to advertise 'Harlequin's Hate',it's a new brand of bourbon.Sorry if I thought you would be interested.Here's my card!" The man at the door stated smoothly.


Anthony Harris took the card, and looked at it for a moment before he got pissed."What the hell are you?Some kind of comedian? You think your funny-?" Tony was cut off by a 9mm bullet piercing his brain.

"Very." Snickered the man at the door,as he stepped over Tony's dead body to the inside of the house.He was looking over the living room,when the sound of feet running down the hallway,assaulted his ears."Tony! I thought I heard a..." Tony Harris' widow froze as she saw the man stand in front of her husband's body.

"Hello Jessica!" The man shouted cheerfully before he pointed his pistol at her."Goodbye Jessica!" The man shrieked gleefully as three slugs slammed into her chest.

The purple clad man walked up the stairs to the second floor, as he was turning the corner he was forced to dunk down as a baseball bat flew
over his head.The clearly insane man punched the young man holding the bat.As Xander Harris fell backward,caught off balance by the sudden punch,the murderer put his gun away, and picked up the bat.Then the killer turned back to the teenager who shaking his head.

"Are you Alexander Harris,by any chance?" The madman asked casually."So what if I am!" Xander snarled. The psychopath just shrugged unaffected."Just wanted to make sure, I'm killing the right kid." He grinned sadistically as he brought the bat down on Xander's face."My own!" The Madman continued to rain blows down on Xander's body until there was no doubt he was dead.

The murderer then walked out the front door and stood there for a moment, before pulling out a piece of crumpled paper and a pen from the inside pocket of his purple coat. He then scratched something on the piece of paper before putting it back in his pocket."Check Filicide off the list." The Joker said as he grinned to himself before getting in his car and driving back to Gotham.THE END.

AN:I did this as a thank you to JoeHundredaire for answering my challenge. Not too bad if I say so myself. Anyway review and tell me what you think.-TheLaughingMan