Do not own Doctor Who or The Mighty Boosh..... obviously.
He was on a journey through time and space, and he was doing it well dressed. Creeping though a dark foreboding forest aptly named…. THE FOREST OF DOOM. Then from out of the darkness came an unearthly sound as a box materialized, opening to reveal a tall, skinny man in a brown suit.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I go by many names." There was a long pause before he decided to ask.
"Well what are they then?"
"I getting around to that, just leaving a mystical pause.
Some call me The last Lord of Time.
Others call me The Oncoming storm.
Some call me John Smith.
Some call me Ka Faraq Gatri.
Others know me as the fire, ice and the rage.
Some call me Grandfather.
I am sometimes called Alien-boy.
Others know me as Dr James McCrimmon of Balamory.
Some call me Lady-killer.
Others know me as The Lonely Angel.
I am sometimes called Theta Sigma.
Others know me as the Bringer of Darkness.
You can step in here at any point here you know, leaving me dangling like a tit in the breeze." The suited, many named, apparently Alien with big hair... very big hair responded.
"Go on do one more"
"Some call me The Destroyer of worlds" The was a mystic pause.
"I go by many names but you can call me The Doctor."