created by Methos in Tales of the Barman, BtVs in general by Whedon & M.E., GEICO's commercials by a really neat creative group.
Xander was setting up shop at Nights when the door rang in a clear tone. The amplifying enchantment had been installed after a resentful troop of drunken pixies egged the building.
Sighing, Xander opened the door and looked down.
"Thanks," said the small, green reptile. "Do you mind if I park my car inside? I’m afraid I left the chain and locks at home."
At his nod, the gecko retrieved a small, red convertible and parked it out of sight under a booth.
After he’d made sure the little creature was able to scale the furniture safely and served him a drink, Xander ducked behind a silence spell and placed a call to one of his friends.
"Hey, Willow, it’s me... Remember when you were stood up for that blind date the first year of college? No, the one you’d made with the guy who voices the gecko in those commercials. Was the place packed? Yeah? Well, he’s here and he’s got a doozy of a reason why you didn’t see him..."