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Brand New Day...For Evil

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This story is No. 2 in the series "A Horrible String of Stories". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: Penny seemed a little too familiar with Bad Horse when Billy mentioned him. Here’s why.

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Miscellaneous > Dr. Horrible's Sing-along BlogShyBobFR713130131,89223 Jul 0823 Jul 08Yes
Story Notes: inspired by jrabbit’s fic “Racing to the Top” and a comment by cwolf on a TtH forum.

Disclaimer: Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog and all associated characters are property of Joss Whedon, Jed Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen and Zack Whedon. This work is not for profit, and no ownership of aforementioned copyrighted material implied, nor any infringement intended.

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Only minutes after leaving the Caring Hands Homeless Shelter the ambulance pulled into the Stable of Doom. The two ‘paramedics’ got out and pulled off their masks, revealing the evil countenances of Tie Die and Dead Bowie. The former opened up the back of the ambulance, then the latter entered and unzipped the body bag on the gurney.

“Thank Evil,” said Bad Penny as she sat up. "It was getting stuffy in there.”

“Bad Penny,” neighed the Thoroughbred of Sin, “I knew you’d turn up.”

“How long must I keep up this deception of being dead,” the red-headed villain asked the horse.

“Only until Dr. Horrible’s final acceptance into the Evil League of Evil,” whinnied the dark master. “Then you may reveal yourself to him. Dr. Horrible will forgive you in short order, and the League will benefit from your work.”

“I live to serve, Bad Horse.”

The Stallion of Satan nodded. “Thanks to you, the Evil League of Evil will gain a dastardly new member.”

“I do feel the tiniest bit dirty about pretending to be dead,” said Bad Penny as she climbed down from the ambulance.

“It isn’t your fault you play the helpless damsel so well, my dear. In fact, seducing both Captain Hammer and Dr. Horrible will have you on the cover of Evil Villainess Quarterly for certain.”

As the two bad villains walked deeper into the stable, Tie Die and Dead Bowie broke into song:

“It’s a brand new day
and you were told a lie.
Now we’re setting it straight:
Penny didn’t die!

It’s a brand new day,
Billy-buddy’s gone.
Thanks to Penny’s deception
the Evil League is strong.

It’s a brand new day;
evil’s on the rise.
Because of Dr. H
Hammer’s cut down to size.”

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The End

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