Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Buffy, Joss Whedon is a God, I'm insane and the Hammer is a penis. Now that we got that out of the way on with the story.
Xander sighed, it had been a long day and it was time to watch some of his favorite Anime, Naruto. They had actually just gotten their first TV at the African WC Headquarters two days ago, and he had just got all the seasons of Naruto available (and the one currently playing thank you Willow) this morning. He didn't have any work to do tomorrow so he decided he would, barring anything important coming up, have a big Naruto marathon. He popped in the first disc and opened up a box of twinkies, with a tall glass of milk of course, gotta keep a balanced diet. He zonked out sometime near the end of the Sasuke retrieval arc.
Xander woke up a couple hours latter, twinkie wrappers spread across his chest, the title screen of the current disk he had in nearly blinding his sleep filled eye. After sometime he noticed a woman standing in one of the shadowy corners of the room. 'Dammit I thought I finally got those mini slayers to stop crushing on me, or at least stop stalking me.' he thought 'Wonder which one of them this is, she looks familiar but I can't quite see her face.'
"Naruto?" The woman questioned and even though he couldn't make out her features he knew she was raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah." he decided to go the honest route "I like him, he's a lot like me."
"How so?" she asked, damn that voice was bugging him it was familiar as hell, and he grew up right on top of a hellmouth.
"We both started out with a bad childhood, horrible fashion sense and a love of pranks and jokes." Xander says "Though I ended up with some good friends to help me through, he didn't really get any till later, I feel kinda bad for him."
"Oh, then you wish he had a brother or someone to empathize with him." the woman said
Xander though for a second "Yeah, I think so."
"Hm?" she said, it seemed she'd got distracted waiting for him to answer, he swore slayers came pre-packaged with ADD, then again he's not that much better.
"I said yeah, I wish he had a brother who could be there for him when no one else would be, who understood what he was going through." Xander said "Hell, I wish I had a brother like that."
The woman smiled and stepped out shadow and Xander recognized her right before her face transformed into that of a vengeance demon. "Done." she said.
Xander's last thought before blacking out was, 'Fuck, Halfrek...'