I don't own the X-Men, those belong to Marvel Comics and were created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
Emma Frost was created by Chris Claremont and John Bryne.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer was created By Joss Whedon and all the characters with the BTVS TV series are his as well.
The Thundercats were created by Ted Wolf and currently belong to Warner Brothers, at one point in time Marvel comics did do a run of the them in comics form, although DC comics do them now.
wow, over fifty chapters already... I need a job.
“What are you making now?” Xander asked Forge as he watched him work in his lab.
“You know it's funny, no one told me there were more versions of Star Trek out there.” Forge said without looking up from his work table. “The show that helped me believe the impossible could become reality had loads of movies and other shows after it.”
“Well, in our defense, it's pretty common knowledge in this decade.” Xander told him. “So what are you building?”
Forge mumbled something.
“What?” Xander asked with a grin.
“A transporter.” Forge told him. “I'm working on a method to get people from here to the South Dakota ranch. Key issue is the energy harmonics needed.”
“Uh-Huh.” Xander said as he cocked his head to one side. He started humming a tune.
Forge looked up. “Do that again.”
Xander repeated the tune and Forge watched the crystals he'd been aligning light up.
“What is that from?” Forge asked.
“A movie. You really need to go to the video store more often.” Xander chided. “It's early Spielberg.”
“I'll look into it later.” Forge sighed. “There's still so much I missed.”
“Yeah, a whole lot of bad television.” Xander snorted. “You still packed for the trip?”
“My clothes have been cleaned and repacked.” Forge told him. “We going pretty soon?”
“I hope so. Logan and Ororo are busy getting those two new mutants in and it's a real handful trying to keep an eye on everybody. Well it's a real handful trying to keep an eye on Bobby mostly. The rest are behaving themselves for the most part. You get a chance to study that stuff Richards gave us?”
“It's pretty fascinating stuff man.” Forge said as he turned from the worktable. “I've even come up with a way to neutralize the agent, but it's still amazing stuff. How's Paige liking her new threads?”
“She's very happy that she doesn't end up naked when she sheds her skin.” Xander told him. “I think she's still a little scared of me.”
Forge nodded. He remembered the look of sheer terror on the girl's face just before her mutation activated.
“You okay kid?” Logan asked Amara.
“I will be once we get on the ground.” She said softly. “I don't think I like flying.”
“We'll be there soon kid.” Logan assured her.
“Good.” she whispered.
“Bobby!” A trio of voices screamed.
“Gotta bail.” Bobby Drake said to his roommate as he jumped out of their bedroom window.
The door forced itself open and three shivering girls came into the room.
“He went that way.” Jamie told the girls as they rushed to the window
“He collapsed the ice slide.” Rahne snarled.
“What did he do now?” Jamie sighed.
They glared at him.
“Never mind.” He said meekly before the three girls ran out of the room to go find Bobby.
“Gotcha.” Xander said as he caught the teen by the collar of his shirt.
“It wasn't me!” Bobby yelled.
“I just wanted to tell you not to run in the house.” Xander grinned as the girls caught up to him. “Whatever else you may have done, I think it'll be up to them to decide what to do with you.”
“I hate you.” Bobby told him.
“That's fine.” Xander grinned. “I'm considering buying something to decide some petty arguments. Once I do, I have a feeling you'll be using it a lot. Ice powers or not, you've got to stop pranking the girls. Theirs' is a rage that will haunt you in the years to come. Until then, he's all yours girls.”
The girls grinned as two sets of hands started glowing as Xander vanished from sight.
“You know you're going to be the one patching up that wall.” Logan told him as Xander entered the kitchen.
“Good, you're back.” Xander grinned. “Bobby should be the one to fix the wall, he's the reason it was damaged. He shouldn't have ducked.”
“Point.” Logan said. “We've got two new kids here from Brazil. How's your Portuguese?”
“Umm... rusty as crap?” Xander offered.
“Good thing they know English then.” Logan sighed. “They're almost polar opposites kid. Amara's a little wallflower and Roberto's the opposite.”
“Great. On that note, I'll be continuing my road trip soon.” Xander told him. “Just make sure the only thing Bobby is in charge of is making snow cones. Kid's a nightmare.”
“So he's like you then.” Logan grinned.
“Something like that, either he's a lot bolder than I was at his age, or a hell of a lot stupider.” Xander told him.
“Ugghh... when are we going to get used to these?” Mary Jane asked Moira as she set down her glass.
“It's not better?” She asked.
“No, it's better.” Mary Jane told her, “Just not by much.”
“I think the Ovaltine helped.” Peter said as he wiped his mouth with a napkin. “Still nasty.”
“So are you guys going back on the road trip?” Tabitha asked Anna.
“Tomorrow.” Anna told her.
“Sweet, I'll pack my stuff.” Tabitha grinned.
“We're going to Sunnydale.” Anna told her.
“Let me know when you're not there and I'll join you.” Tabitha countered.
“She just wants to see Vegas.” Jubilee said with a grin.
“That sounds fun.” Amara said softly. “I've heard weird stories about that town.”
“Yeah it sounds like fun.” Bobby enthused.
“You're all far to young to enjoy the town like it's meant to be.” Xavier told them. “However I'm sure Xander would be more than willing to take all of you to some theme parks this summer.”
“You're all heart Chuck.” Logan grinned while Ororo and Sean tried to stifle their own laughter.
“I couldn't possibly watch over everyone on my own.” Xander said. “Least not with the younger ones.”
“Not it.” Logan and Ororo said together.
“Ach... Dammit!” Sean swore. “Ow, why are you hitting me woman?” He said to May.
“You should know better than to swear at the table.” May Parker scolded while Bobby snickered.
“Fine.” Sean said as he rubbed his hand. “You should have a warning label on you about that spoon.”
Peter smirked. He'd been smacked with the spoon before, but not lately.
“Okay, after we get back from the trip, I'll take a small theme park tour with the group, okay?” Xander offered.
“Sounds great.” Jamie grinned. “It'll be fun.”
The next morning....
“All right everyone, load up.” Xander told the group. “The next stop is the Hellmouth.”
“I don't know if I want to go there.” Anna told him.
“You don't have to go if you don't want to. It's just going to be a stop to check on my friends.” Xander told her. “You don't owe them anything.”
“I want to meet the people who helped make my sister the way she is.” Anna retorted.
“Where she goes, I go.” Forge told him. “Besides I might learn something while I'm there.”
Xander nodded. “All right. If that's how you feel.” he said as he got into the van.
“Man I hate this place already.” Forge said as Xander pulled the van to a stop. “The dimensional harmonics are really wrong here.”
“It's a Hellmouth.” Cordelia reminded him. “It's going to be just wrong feeling while we're here.”
“Super. Where are the people you want to meet?” Forge asked.
“They took over a house that used to be a vampire nest. They got it really cheap and have been fixing it up.” Xander told them.
“With what money?” Cordelia asked.
Xander started whistling....
“Come on!” Cordelia half whined. “You're supporting them too?”
“Some of it yeah.” Xander countered. “Let's hit up the Espresso Pump before we go visit. I've been told they've improved their cinnamon rolls.”
“Ohh....” Anna said. “Are they still warm?”
“Should be cause of the time difference.” Xander told her.
“Awesome!” Anna enthused.
A former Frat house....
“Xander!” Buffy said as she ran up to hug her friend. “It's been forever.”
“Buffy!” Xander yelled as he swung her around in a circle. He set her down. “What happened?”
“There was a haunted frat house, supernatural hormones.” She said as she rubbed her belly. “Totally worth it.”
Xander looked at her, she blushed. “Uh-huh.” he said quietly. “Who's the father?”
“Oz.” Buffy told him.
“I'll kill him.” Xander said flatly.
“You can't.” Buffy grinned, “I'm not alone in this.”
“Who else is pregnant?” Xander demanded.
“Willow and Tara.” Buffy said quietly.
“Who's Tara?” Anna asked.
Xander sighed. “Right. Buffy, this is Cordelia's long lost sister Anna, and her boyfriend Forge.”
“Hi. Feel like I know you already.” She grinned.
“Oz got three of you pregnant?” Cordelia asked. “were the three of you living together before that?”
“Yep.” Buffy told her. “Tara has been living with us since the Gentlemen incident. By the way, you need to thank Doom for those explosives.”
“He's already taken payment for it from a friend of mine.” Xander told her.
“Oh, in that case forget it.” Buffy grinned. “Let me show you the house, the others need to get up soon anyways.”
“He got three people pregnant.” Xander muttered.
“No Xander.” Cordelia told him.
“I only sleep with you.” Xander continued.
“No Xander.” She repeated.
“I'm not saying I'm ready to be a father, but on the other hand....” He said while lost in thought.
“No, Xander.” Cordelia said again.
“I mean, I wear you out the majority of the time and my penis has needs.” He kept on speaking...
“How much trouble is he going to get in for this?” Forge asked Anna.
“He's not wrong, so I can't tell you.” Anna told him.
“All right Xander, fine. If you run into a cat themed hot girl in Manhattan we can give it a shot okay?” Cordelia told him.
Xander shut up.
Inside the house....
“Xander” came a voice from the kitchen...
“Destiny.” Xander said before pausing in mid step, causing Forge to bump into him. “Wait... you live here too?”
“I have since I dropped Anna off with you. How are you dear?” Irene Adler asked her former charge.
“Pretty good all things considered.” Anna told her before hugging the woman. “It's good to see you.”
“I see your young friend has helped your little problem.” Irene said with a soft smile. “I'm glad.”
“Why are you here?” Xander asked her.
“I'm a fairly proficient Nanny.” Irene told him. “Plus people aren't looking for me here.”
“Good enough for me.” Xander muttered as he heard Willow squeal and come running down the hall.
“So what can you tell me?” Cordelia asked Buffy.
“He'll outlive you by a long number of years.” Buffy said softly. “But you knew that.”
“I did.” Cordelia nodded. “Now, about what I said earlier....”
“There's a cat burglar that will be appearing the the next six months....” Buffy told her.
“Dammit!” Cordelia swore. “Wait......”
“You're going to need a bigger bed.” Buffy told her.
“Dammit! Don't tell him.” She hissed. “I'm going to see if I can avoid that.”
Buffy smiled softly. Trying to prevent there being a third would only bring about the fourth. “If that's what you feel you should do.” She told her friend. “So, do you have any name suggestions for the babies?”
The Summer's House....
“Xander! Cordelia! It's great to see you!” Joyce said as she hugged them both. “You've already seen Buffy right?”
“We have.” Xander told her. “How are you dealing?”
“As well as can be expected I suppose.” Joyce told him.
Xander paused and sniffed the air. “Is there something you're not telling me?”
Sher rolled her eyes. “I suppose there's no hiding it. Giles is living here too.”
“What happened?” Cordelia asked her.
Joyce mumbled something.
“What?” Xander said with a grin.
“I said 'Open Mike night.'” Joyce said with a blush. “He was kind of down once Jenny left town and he was just....” She trailed off. “He's over at the magic shop right now, which is conveniently just down from my gallery. Speaking of which, I need to be going.”
“Dinner tonight?” Xander asked.
“You're buying for all of us.” Joyce told him.
“Wouldn't have it any other way.” Xander grinned.