I don't own the X-Men, those belong to Marvel Comics and were created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
Emma Frost was created by Chris Claremont and John Bryne.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer was created By Joss Whedon and all the characters with the BTVS TV series are his as well.
The Thundercats were created by Ted Wolf and currently belong to Warner Brothers, at one point in time Marvel comics did do a run of the them in comics form, although DC comics do them now.
A little short, but this is where my muse has taken me for the moment.....
Sunnydale City Park...
“I don't freaking believe it.” Xander said as he stared at the monument.
“He was the mayor of the city for a century.” Cordelia reminded him.
“But he turned into a giant snake demon. Why is there a Wilkins memorial anything?” Xander whined.
“I don't get it.” Forge said.
“Big evil guy, gets a statue in a park named after him. He's miffed.” Anna explained.
“Oh.” Forge nodded. “Whatever. It's a nice day out though. What should we do?”
“Well I could always go get my kite.” Xander suggested.
“No.” Anna and Cordelia said together.
“Spoilsports.” Xander muttered.
“You bastard.” Xander said to Oz.
“If it helps, Tara's a lesbian and that was more or less a one time thing.” Oz told him
“Doesn't help.” Xander sighed. “So, a dad huh?”
“Seems that way.” Oz grinned. “Better me than you right?”
“I guess.” Xander said softly. “Still, I'm not changing any diapers if I can help it.”
“Uh-huh.” Oz said, skeptically. “Right....”
Back at the park...
“It's just not the same.” Xander said to his girlfriend.
“You can't go home again.” Cordelia told him with a soft smile.
“This town sucks.” Xander told her.
“It did then too.” She reminded him. “We just made the best of it.”
“Hard to believe it's been only a year since we left.” He told her as they looked Westward to watch the sun set.
“Come on, let's go find Anna and Forge.” Cordelia said. “We've a dinner to get to.”
“I think he was going to the hardware store.” Xander told her.
“For what?” she asked.
“Something about fixing Buffy's water heater. There wasn't enough duct tape.” Xander grinned.
She sighed. “Boys.”
“Good Lord!” Giles half screamed.
“Ignore the prices, you aren't paying.” Joyce hissed at him.
“I'll have the biggest steak you've got, as rare as I can get it without signing for it.” Giles told the waiter.
The waiter nodded and moved on to the others.
“Same.” Oz stated.
By the time he was done getting orders the waiter was considering crying. Either he'd have a hell of a tip, or none at all. Not to mention the cook already didn't like him. Stupid witness protection program.
“Good job.” Oz said to Forge as he finished modifying the hot water heater.
“I try.” Forge grinned. “You don't say much do you?”
“Nope.” Oz said. “Van's clean?” He asked.
“Bug free.” Forge nodded.
“Good.” Oz nodded. “The girls have something else that's kind of broken.”
“What is it?” Forge asked.
“Have you ever heard of a Sybian?” Oz asked him.
“I'm listening.” Forge told him.
“Everything get fixed?” Xander asked Forge as he came out of the house.
“And then some.” Forge grinned.
“WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” came a scream from the upper floor of the house.
Xander raised an eyebrow.
“On the plus side I think I know of a very profitable side business you might be interested about investing in.” Forge told him.
“Okay....... Get in the van. We're leaving, next stop is Vegas.....” Xander told him.
Forge did and they left.
Xander didn't even look back as he ran over the 'Now Leaving Sunnydale' sign.
Vegas...... Two hours after arrival....
“Mrrrkrr....” Xander muttered as consciousness came back to him. He looked around and found himself strapped to a hand truck and wearing a tuxedo. “What the hell?”
“I told you to use more of the tranquilizer!” Anna hissed at her sister.
“What's going on?” Xander asked. “Why did you drug me?” He looked up at the flashing neon sign.... “Oh.” He muttered. “Can we at least get a skinny Elvis? Or better yet, Hendrix?”
“You're not going to run away?” Cordelia asked him.
“Course not.” Xander told her.
“Oh.” She said as she undid the restraints.
“You'll be getting a spanking later at the very least, but that can wait until after the ceremony.” Xander told her.
Cordelia blushed while her sister and Forge laughed.
A few days later at checkout....
“Look, there is no way I'm paying for that. I didn't even order any porn.” Xander told the clerk.
“You didn't.” Xander said as he turned around to look at the teen.
“Sorta.” Forge told him.
“How did you even have time to watch this much?” Xander demanded.
“Some of the bill is room service.” Anna told him.
“We've only been here for three days!” Xander yelled.
“Sir, don't make me call security.” The clerk said softly.
“Fine, fine.” He said as he took a couple of deep breaths. “I'll pay it, but I'm going to fill out a complaint card before I leave.”
On the road again....
“Can we stop for...” Anna began...
“No.” Xander growled. “No stops.” He said as they got onto the highway. Once the roadway was clear he teleported the car to Bayville.
“He's in a mood.” Anna huffed.
“I saw the bill.” Cordelia said stiffly. “He's got a right to be angry.”
“I'll pay him back.” Forge said.
“You'd better. What is it with you two and porn?” She asked him.
“It's funny.” Anna said with a shrug.
“It's also expensive as hell.” Cordelia said. “Next time just use the Internet. That's what its for.”