I don't own the X-Men, those belong to Marvel Comics and were created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
Emma Frost was created by Chris Claremont and John Bryne.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer was created By Joss Whedon and all the characters with the BTVS TV series are his as well.
The Thundercats were created by Ted Wolf and currently belong to Warner Brothers, at one point in time Marvel comics did do a run of the them in comics form, although DC comics do them now.
Sunnydale General Maternity ward waiting room.
“Crap.” Willow said a she looked up from her magazine. “My water just broke.”
“Medic!” Xander called as he picked Willow up.
“Umm... Me too.” Tara said softly.
“Medic!” Ben called as he picked her up.
“Were there always two of you?” Tara asked Ben.
“You don't know?” Ben asked, confused. “Huh.”
Three and a half hours later in Buffy's hospital room.
“So you didn't know I'd be cloned?” Xander asked Buffy.
Buffy shook her head. “I've been having some... blind spots since early August. It wasn't until Dawn was born that I realized why. I need you two to do something for me and my daughter.”
“Anything Buffy.” Ben told her.
“I need you to kill a god.” Buffy said softly.
Xander whistled. “Tall order.”
Ben and Xander were quiet for a few minutes.
“What can you tell us?” Xander finally asked.
The Magic Box, near midnight, pacific time.
“You get everything?” Ben asked Xander.
“Barrel of the tranq solution, the anti riot guns and Forge loaned me an ion cannon. You find that thing Buffy told us about?” Xander rattled off before asking about Buffy's special cheat for whack-a-mole.
“It's a nice hammer.” Ben grinned. “Think you could try to combine it with mine?”
“That might be a bad idea.” Xander warned. “Would Buffy be mad? It is her hammer.”
“She said I could have it. She uses the staff more anyways.” Ben said. “You've got a super magic sword, I can't have a souped up war hammer?”
“I'll give it a shot, but it might sound cheesy.” Xander warned before pulling out his sword.
One of Sunnydale's ritzier apartment complexes..... fifteen minutes later...
“Scent trail leads to the penthouse.” Ben said as he primed his super soaker.
“I know.” Xander said as he turned invisible. “Three and nine?”
“Works for me.” Ben said following suit.
Both mutants teleported inside the apartment.
“Minions! More chocolates!” Glory called as she dug around in her candy box. “This time without coconut!”
“Yes Oh magnificent one.” The closest minion said as he bowed lower than he should have, hurting his back in the process. He crawled out of the room.
Glory looked around. “Is someone spying on me?” She asked. “I could swear I feel dirty eyes on me.”
She was about to shout for her minions when a purple liquid shot into her mouth, causing her to sputter.
“Oh, gross! That was worse than chamomile tea!” She said as she stood. “You stained my dress. This is one of my good ones!”
“Plan B then.” Xander said as he became visible and started coating the woman in synthetic webbing.
Ben became visible and did the same.
“Two kitty's come to play?” Glory said with an insane smile before her head became covered in the webbing, muffling her voice.
The two mutants waited.... There was a tearing noise.
“Crap.” Xander said as he pulled his sword out from his arm.
“I'll say.”Ben said as he teleported behind her. He motioned for Xander to stay clear of the window. He pulled his hammer and readied to strike.
Glory burst through the impromptu cocoon and stormed towards Xander. She paused. “Where's the oth..” She didn't finish because Ben knocked her through the penthouse window.
“Dude, I hate to say it, but she's not bad looking naked.” Ben said as they watched the woman fall ten stories onto the street.
“What is it with us and freakishly hot women anyways?” Xander asked.
“I dunno, you married one.” Ben shrugged. “We should probably go down there and fight her.”
“I say we wait for her to come up so we can knock her out the window again. Be all cartoony.” Xander grinned.
Ben looked at him. “I swear you're a bad influence on me.”
“You're one to talk.” Xander snorted. “I can smell her on you.”
“She's of age.” Ben countered. “Not like I have a wife to go home to.”
“I'm going suck out your brains!” Glory snarled as she burst into the room.
Ben disappeared just as she was about to strike him with glowing hands. “Where?” Glory said as she turned to Xander, only to be struck and thrown out the window again by Ben's hammer.
“Okay, that really was fun to do twice.” Ben grinned. “Let's get her.” He teleported to street level.
“Heh.” Xander said as he followed his brother. “Wonder if she knows her dress came off in the webbing?”
Street level, five minutes later....
Xander watched as Ben kept Glory in midair by teleporting from place to place and striking her with his magic hammer. “Damn, he's really having fun with this.”
Just after Ben struck Glory once again, the goddess' body.... shifted into someone else. Ben didn't hit it again and the suddenly male goddess fell. He didn't get back up.
“Well, I'd say she's dead.” Ben said to Xander.
“Just to be sure.” Xander said as he raised his blade. “If it's already dead, the sword won't mind.”
“The things we do for the next generation.” Ben said with a sigh. “Do it.”
“Let it be said, we did something for our goddaughters and godson.” Ben said. “Still, did you see me with the hammer? Wasn't that awesome?”
“It was.” Xander agreed. “Kind of cartoony though.”
“It was wasn't it?” Ben laughed.
Sunnydale General Hospital, the same time.....
Buffy breathed a sigh of relief. “They did it.”
“Good.” Oz said. “Tara and Willow are resting.”
“You know what this means right?” Buffy asked him.
“I only have to rent one clown for birthday parties.” Oz said with a nod.
“I'm too tired to smack you right now.” Buffy told him.
“Get some rest.” Oz told her. “I'll be over by the viewing window.”
“They're all.... special aren't they?” Buffy asked him.
“We'll have Xander baptize them the Thunderian way once they're out of the hospital.” Oz told her. “In this town, they could use that kind of protection.”
“I made him Godfather for Dawn.” Buffy told him.
“Ben is the godfather for Lily and Xander is the godfather for Jacob.” Oz told her.
“Lily's Willow's right?” Buffy asked.
“You must be tired.” Oz grinned.
“Shoo.” Buffy told him.
“I have to say this hit the spot!” Ben said as he leaned back from his plate.
“You knew this buffet was open.” Xander said before belching. “Still, totally worth the side trip.”
“I'm half surprised no one's freaking out since we're still in costume.” Ben said.
Xander or rather Cheshire shrugged. “I paid in cash. We'll be fine provided no one....”
“There they are!” Came an accented voice.
“Calls Sigfried and Roy.” Ben sighed. “Bail?”
“Leave a tip first.” Xander said before vanishing.
Muttering, Xander fished out two fives and left them on the table. He disappeared moments before the dynamic duo made it to the table.
“We lost them!” Sigfried cried as he banged the table.
“They would have been perfect for the act.” Roy sighed. “Waffles?”
“Waffles!” Sigfried agreed before throwing down a smoke pellet.
The two magicians left the buffet in search of waffles, Belgian style.
New York City....
“That was close.” Xander sighed as he reappeared atop the Empire State Building.
“Closer for me.” Ben said as he appeared. “Leave the tip.”
“I paid.” Xander defended.
“I know.” Ben sighed. “I'll see you later. Say hi to your wife for me.”
“You know that just gets weird.” Xander told him.
“Point.” Ben agreed. “I'm going to patrol the city for a while.”
“Have fun.” Xander said. “Sun's coming up.”
Ben looked eastward. “Dammit. Stupid time difference.”
“Still, you could always enjoy the sunrise.” Xander suggested.
“Yeah.” Ben agreed.
The two stood in silence, watching the sun rise in the distance.
AN: Inspiration struck me late in the day. Sorry about that.