Connor has never been to a drama class

Ten Things Connor Has Never Done

 

10.  Summer Heights High- Connor has never… gone to a drama class.

 

Spoilers- General stuff for both.

Disclaimer- I don’t own Summer Heights High or Angel, I just borrow the figures to play out my own twisted stories. Please don’t sue me, Mr Lilley; I own both your box sets.

Note- Summer Heights High is an Australian television show. Mr G is a very flamboyant drama teacher who is very much into self delusion. 

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“Okay, everyone gather round. Are we ready? Julian, can you stop picking your spots please? We don’t want open sores for our big show now, do we?! It’s not very attractive.”

 

The man adjusted his unitard and leg warmers. He clapped his hands.

 

“Gather round, gather round. Now, for our newcomers my name is Mr. G, drama coordinator ex-traw-din-air. Ha, just a little joke of mine, isn’t that right, Rodney?”

 

A man in a pair of dress pants and a button up shirt holding a little dog nodded. “That’s right. In fact-“

 

“That’s enough, Rodney. In a few minutes we are all going to go around the circle and introduce ourselves. Let’s start with me. Some of you may know me already. I’m Mr. G, I’m a drama teacher, even though my friends keep begging to go back to the stage. I recently held a hit show that only went for one night but I got a single out of it. ‘Bad Habit?’ Everyone know that one? No?”

 

The man started to snap his fingers and tap his feet. “She’s a naughty girl with a bad habit- No? Oh well, some homework for you then. How about you start introducing yourself?”

 

Connor rolled his eyes. That was it. Pretty girls or no pretty girls, he was not staying here.

 

Hell hounds, vampires, demons he could take.

 

Drama class?

 

No way, that was too weird even for him.

 

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