Okay, just so you know, I'm not Joss Whedon, and I don't own Microsoft, or the BBC, because if I did, this would've been on TV already... I don't own the characters, and I certainly don't want to be sued by anybody because unfortunately, I'm not making any money from this...
“Hi, my name is… Well, not that important, but you can call me Tom. I am a pan-dimensional being with semi-cosmic, and quite phenomenal powers. Simply put, if I really wanted to, I could blow up the universe… However, that would upset quite a few important people, so I’m not going to do that. I’ve even been mistaken for Q on occasion, which really makes my day, because I’ve always been a big fan. Like Q, I’m a being of indefinite existence, and (nearly) unlimited power… So naturally, I’m going to have to do something crazy to keep myself occupied for a few billion years.
Now, for this story to make any kind of sense, I’m going to have to explain something to you pitiful mortals… Every story you’ve ever heard in books, movies, TV shows, and whatnot about demons, vampires, monsters, sci-fi, and all that lot are real… In some universe, somewhere, somewhen, all of those lousy TV shows and movies, are real…
There was even a famous Earth scientist a few years back that theorized that every choice a person made, a universe was created… So yes, an Earth scientist was finally totally right, for the first time ever, even if it was by blind luck… But I digress… Well, with all those universes, as you can imagine, there are nearly infinite possibilities, and, having seen all of them, and being extremely bored, I thought it would be cool if I mix it up a bit? I thought it would be interesting to pit the best of one universe (The good guys) against the worst of another (The bad guys) by displacing one or the other into a foreign universe… Just generally mucking with things. Who knows, it might be fun!
If everything goes according to plan, there is going to be a very surprised Xander in the not too distant future. Let's go see, shall we?
A.N. What do you think so far? Sounds like fun, eh?