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Volume I: A Computer, a Slayer, and a Spaceship

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This story is No. 2 in the series "Adventures in Time and Spaced Out Stuff". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: What happens when Buffy and HAL 9000 are sent on a mission to send Voyager home safely? Naturally, absolute madness... Post-Chosen/2001 movie, Late-Season 7 Voyager

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Multiple Crossings > Buffy-CenteredspacemonkeyFR1821,309022,0905 Dec 085 Dec 08No


Okay, just so you know, I'm not Joss Whedon, and I don't own Paramount, and I'm definitely not Arthur C. Clarke, because if I did, and I was, this would've been on TV already... I don't own the characters, (except for Tom) and I certainly don't want to be sued by anybody because unfortunately, I'm not making any money off of this...


“Hi, my name is… Well, not that important, but you can call me Tom. I am a pan-dimensional being with semi-cosmic, not quite phenomenal, and just short of colossal powers. In layman’s terms, if I really wanted to, I could blow up the universe… But that would upset quite a few people, so I won’t do that.. I’ve even been mistaken for a Q, which really made my day, because I’ve always aspired to be like them… Especially Q… Like Q, I’m a being of indefinite existence, and (nearly) unlimited power… So naturally I’m going to have to do something crazy to keep myself occupied for a few billion years.

Now, for this story to make any kind of sense, I’m going to have to explain something to you pitiful mortals… Every story you’ve ever heard in books, movies, TV shows, and whatnot about demons, vampires, monsters, sci-fi, and all that lot are real… In some universe, somewhere, somewhen, all of those lousy TV shows and movies, real… Except Power Rangers of course… (I’d have to shoot myself if that was real)

There was even a famous Earth scientist a few years back that theorized that every choice a person made, a universe was created… So yes, an Earth scientist was finally totally right, for the first time ever, even if it was by blind luck… But I digress… Well, with all those universes, as you can imagine, there are nearly infinite possibilities, and, having seen all of them, and being extremely bored, I thought it would be cool if I mix it up a bit? I thought it would be interesting to pit the best of one universe (The good guys) against the worst of another (The bad guys) by displacing one or the other into a foreign universe… Just generally mucking with things. Who knows, it might be fun, and I might even join in!

There are about to be some seriously crazy goings ons, and that will make one cranky Buffy. But before I can pick her up, I have to make a slight pit stop on my way to her.


A.N. What do you think so far? Sounds like fun, eh?
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