Author’s Note: This is my first fanfiction in a while, and it’s only an oneshot, nothing to get excited over. Maybe, it will inspire me to write something new, a chapter story maybe but until then, enjoy this.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Buffy the Vampire Slayer it belongs to Joss Whedon.
Xander walked into the living room where Buffy was watching her daily soap opera, All My Children. Buffy was shouting things at the television as she ate her popcorn. Xander gulped at what he was about to tell her, he only hoped she wouldn’t take heranger out on him.
“Uh, Buffy?” He asked, tentatively.
“Don’t do that!” Buffy shouted at the TV.
“Buffy?” He cleared his throat and tried again.
“What, Xander?” Buffy asked, never taking her eyes off the TV.
“Well, Dawn’s been kidnapped, again. By Sweet...again.”
“Really? Okay,” Buffy sighed and stood up, “where is he- Wait. It’s Thursday.” She stopped suddenly, eyes widening.
Xander nodded, “yeah, Buff, but Dawn’s been kidnapped.”
“For the love of- Dawn only gets kidnapped on Tuesdays! The rest of the week is for regular patrols and stakes, unless there’s an apocalypse, I’m being spread too thin! Why don’t they keep to the schedule?! I’m going to give that Sweet a piece of my mind!” Buffy raved as she grabbed a giant axe.
Xander and Buffy raced to the Bronze, where Dawn was tied up on a chair and Sweet was down on one knee proposing to her. Buffy swung her axe and hacked off his head, which bounced away.
“It’s THURSDAY, moron!” She shouted at his headless body. Xander untied Dawn and she hurried to explain everything to Buffy, who just held up a hand.
“I don’t want to hear it, let’s just go home. I’ll think of your punishment later.” Buffy said. Dawn huffed all the way home, just like a teenager.
Buffy grinned at her sister the next day.
“This is insane.” Dawn said. Buffy just turned up the volume of the TV, “it’s just a sign, Dawn.”
Around Dawn’s neck was a white sign with the words, ‘Sorry, please come back on Tuesday.’
AN: I know it was weird, and not even that funny, but at least I wrote something new. R and R please and thank you!