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Jokes and Limericks, open to all

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Summary: A slayer, a witch, and a vampire walk into a demon bar ...

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > General(Past Donor)lucidity + 14 othersFR15272,74802911,11022 Dec 0820 Nov 13No

Four limericks by EnergyBeing

There once was a young man named Xander
Who at Slayers liked to gander
But they didn't like his gawk
They thought him a dork
So now he's got eyes like a panda.

There once was a man name Riley
Who thought himself rather wily
But fans named him Captain Cardboard
His performance made them bored
And when he left, they were all smiley.

There once was a man named Giles
He always had all the files
But he had a dark past
That left the Scoobies aghast
They didn't stop running for miles.

There once was a girl called Buffy
Apocalypses made her all huffy
Until one day she rescued a kitten
Which she named Mitten
And she loved it, 'cause it was fluffy.

The End?

You have reached the end of "Jokes and Limericks, open to all" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 20 Nov 13.

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