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Jokes and Limericks, open to all

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Summary: A slayer, a witch, and a vampire walk into a demon bar ...

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > General(Past Donor)lucidity + 14 othersFR15262,6230179,65122 Dec 0827 Aug 12No

Chapter One

This is open to all.

Nobody claims anything is theirs. Nobody sues.

I couldn't think of a joke to go with the summary line, so feel free.

Limerick number 1:

There once was a vampire with visions
Who gave an Englishman bloody red kisses.
He thought he'd get head
But now he's undead.
Who knows why she thought she saw fishes.


Right, then. I never said I was funny. Now it's your turn. Have fun!
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