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Xander, Being Wished At

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This story is No. 7 in the series "Non-Crossover Shorts". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: Two Drabbles. Variations on a Theme

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Comedy > Xander-Centered(Current Donor)ShieldageFR71205272,60131 Dec 0831 Dec 08Yes
Disclaimer: I don't own BtVs or the boardgame referenced here.
Inspired by calileane's Challenge 4034



"Xander, I can't believe you! I ruined my shoes trying to get you free this time."

"Hey, it's not my fault I keep falling for girls who kidnap me."

"Yes it is."

"Well, at least they have the good taste to turn evil immediately, rather than dragging it out for a few months, like yours do."

"Ugh! I wish you'd get what you deserve!"

"GRANTED!"

"Ooh, pie."

"What just happened?"

"Sorry. Rather than have a vengeance demon committee debate at length over what a specific person actually deserves, we just go to our default position. Giving them their just desserts."

...


"Xander, I can't believe you! You turned my best white blouse pink."

"Hey, I'm sorry. I'm not the best with the laundry. Besides, you're of the female persuasion. You can make it work."

"Yeah, but I need to buy a new white one to go with my best shoes."

"See, I just gave you an excuse to shop."

"Ugh! I wish you would get what you deserve."

"GRANTED!"


"Hey... Where'd he go?"

"Your wish of vengeance sent him to Candyland, where he'll find love and become a knight of the realm."

"What, my sweet revenge is giving him justice desserts?"

The End

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