Catching Up (2-5)
BtVS by Whedon and M.E.
"No need to fear, Power Spike is here!"
"Good to see you too, bleached wonder. Laying it on a bit thick are we?"
"Heh, just trying to please the masses. How's Hellmouth life?"
"Same as ever, vampires around every corner. Oh, Angel moved to L. A. and opened a detective agency."
"What, Peaches got a case of superhero envy? I bet he even made himself a wee little utility belt... Heard you guys went and got yourselves a new Big Bad."
"We tore the heart out of the last one. Glory's faster and harder to research."
"What, that cheap
little Slayer has the nerve
to make fun of my wardrobe and then send a guy in tights and a cape to fight me?"
"Uh, your terrifyingly towering Glorificus. That's a super-vampire called Power Spike and..."
"Shut up, Dreg, I don't really care who he is. I am after all, a God."
"Maybe you should listen to the little scabby bloke. I'm full of pep and I pack a mean punch."
"Bring it on!"
"Great, I slid fast enough to tear the carpet. Now I'm never going to get my deposit back."
"Ugh, just let me stand up and I'll show you what I'm made of... No. No, not now!"
"What, I hit you hard enough and you explode? Pretty cheap construction for a 'God'."
"Worse than that, freak
. I'm going to-"*pop*
"... Whoa, Glory changes into a guy? Nobody told me that."
"Power Spike! What the hell are you doing, why'd you hit him like that? You're supposed to be a good guy."
"What are you talking about, I hit him while he was still Glory."
"Why did you put Ben in a dress?"
"Sod this. Could someone help me here?"
"Sorry. There's some sort of spell that keeps them from thinking about me and my 'sister' in the same sentence. Great to meet you by the way, Power Spike. My name's Ben and I'm your biggest fan."
"So, how come I'm immune?"
"I guess it just doesn't work on vampires."
"Great, let's talk on the roof. I'll just zoom you up there. Where do you keep your clothes?"
"Over there- Oof!"
"Guys, I'm going to talk to Ben on the roof a bit. What just happened here wasn't what-"
"Ben? Why would he be in Glory's apartment?"
"Ah, never mind."