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Disclaimer: Characters and concepts belong to their owners who I'm too lazy to list.

[Censored by the Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda]: Dang, looks like I gotta list 'em. Ok, its's BTVS with cameos from Back To The Future, Charmed, Erie Indiana, Star Trek, and Highlander.

January 2000

"What's wrong Buffy?" Willow asked, concerned. Buffy seemed

depressed lately.

"Something bad's going to happen," the Slayer replied gloomily.


"I don't know, but my birthday is coming up and something bad

*always* happens," Buffy replied.

"Don't think that," Willow protested. "You can't nake a

prediction like that based on..."

"Four years of straight disasters?" Buffy interupted.

"Something bad is going to happen," Willow said gloomily.


February 2000

"Damn!" Cordelia cursed, kicking the flat tire on her new car.

"Can this day get ANY worse?"

"Hey, lookee, boys," Lyle Gorch said, appearing from a nearby

alley along with several other vampires, "It's the Slayer!"


March 1955

"Hey," Faith protested, "if I knew the car was a time machine...

hell, I'd have probably stolen it anyway."


April 2001

"Can we kill it, Willow?"

"Oz! It's the Easter Bunny!"

"Okay. then. Can I kill it then?"


May 1999

"This is Amy," Willow said, holding up a rat. "Can you help me

change her back into a human?"

"You turned her into a rat?" Prue asked, aghast at the idea.

"Actually she turned herself into a rat," Buffy put in.

"How did that happen?" Piper asked.

"Well, there was this, ah, cow," Xander began. Everyone stared

at him. "Hey, everytime you asked for ID, they, er... it would

say MOO..."


June 1999

"It's nice being on the road," Xander mused out loud as he drove

his Uncle Rory's car down some random highway in Indiana. He was

pretty sure he was in Indiana. "No Hellmouth. No demons. No

wierdness in general." His stomach growled. Time to stop off at

the next town for lunch.

He drove past a sign that read: Welcome to Eerie Indiana.


July, Any year

"It's the end of the world!"

"Huh, it's late. Been expecting it since May."


August 2365

"Y'know, Sarah, I remember a time when Slaying was actually

difficult," Angel mused.

A vampire burst from the shadows roaring furiously. It was

immediately disintegrated by a blast from the Slayer's weapon.

"Really?" Sarah asked as she holstered her phaser. "What was that



September 1998

"I am Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod!"

"I'm Xander Harris and I really hope that sword's just for show."


October 1999

"Mom, you're marrying Giles?!"

"Yes, dear. We're going to have the perfect wedding ceremony."

"Perfect?! In Sunnydale?!"


November 1999

"Ultimate power is within thy grasp!" the First Evil rasped

gesturing at the bound Slayer and Slayerettes. "Will you not

destroy these mortals and take it?"

She looked as these people who both deprived her of her powers

and became her friends over the past year and did what any

woman would do.

"Don't rush me!" Anya replied angrily. "I'm thinking about!"


December 2015

"Mommy! Aunt Buffy just killed Santa!"

The End

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