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[Censored by the Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda]: Dang, looks like I gotta list 'em. Ok, its's BTVS with cameos from Back To The Future, Charmed, Erie Indiana, Star Trek, and Highlander.
"What's wrong Buffy?" Willow asked, concerned. Buffy seemed
"Something bad's going to happen," the Slayer replied gloomily.
"I don't know, but my birthday is coming up and something bad
*always* happens," Buffy replied.
"Don't think that," Willow protested. "You can't nake a
prediction like that based on..."
"Four years of straight disasters?" Buffy interupted.
"Something bad is going to happen," Willow said gloomily.
"Damn!" Cordelia cursed, kicking the flat tire on her new car.
"Can this day get ANY worse?"
"Hey, lookee, boys," Lyle Gorch said, appearing from a nearby
alley along with several other vampires, "It's the Slayer!"
"Hey," Faith protested, "if I knew the car was a time machine...
hell, I'd have probably stolen it anyway."
"Can we kill it, Willow?"
"Oz! It's the Easter Bunny!"
"Okay. then. Can I kill it then?"
"This is Amy," Willow said, holding up a rat. "Can you help me
change her back into a human?"
"You turned her into a rat?" Prue asked, aghast at the idea.
"Actually she turned herself into a rat," Buffy put in.
"How did that happen?" Piper asked.
"Well, there was this, ah, cow," Xander began. Everyone stared
at him. "Hey, everytime you asked for ID, they, er... it would
"It's nice being on the road," Xander mused out loud as he drove
his Uncle Rory's car down some random highway in Indiana. He was
pretty sure he was in Indiana. "No Hellmouth. No demons. No
wierdness in general." His stomach growled. Time to stop off at
the next town for lunch.
He drove past a sign that read: Welcome to Eerie Indiana.
July, Any year
"It's the end of the world!"
"Huh, it's late. Been expecting it since May."
"Y'know, Sarah, I remember a time when Slaying was actually
difficult," Angel mused.
A vampire burst from the shadows roaring furiously. It was
immediately disintegrated by a blast from the Slayer's weapon.
"Really?" Sarah asked as she holstered her phaser. "What was that
"I am Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod!"
"I'm Xander Harris and I really hope that sword's just for show."
"Mom, you're marrying Giles?!"
"Yes, dear. We're going to have the perfect wedding ceremony."
"Perfect?! In Sunnydale?!"
"Ultimate power is within thy grasp!" the First Evil rasped
gesturing at the bound Slayer and Slayerettes. "Will you not
destroy these mortals and take it?"
She looked as these people who both deprived her of her powers
and became her friends over the past year and did what any
woman would do.
"Don't rush me!" Anya replied angrily. "I'm thinking about!"
"Mommy! Aunt Buffy just killed Santa!"