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Summary: Response to Bugeyedmonster's challenge. Illyria seeks a new Qwa'ha Xahn to replace Wesley - from some rather inappropriate fandoms. A series of 5 drabbles/ficlets.

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Multiple Crossings > Fred/Illyria-Centered(Current Donor)SpeakertocustomersFR1359732427,7923 Mar 0928 Mar 09Yes

The Wee Free God-King

Disclaimer: Rob Anybody and the Nac Mac Feegle are the property of Sir Terry Pratchett.

The Wee Free God-King

“Weel, ye’re nae a hag, or a kelda,” Rob Anybody said, “but ye’re a bonnie color, ye ken, an’ ye’re a dab hand at snafflin’ coobeasties.”

“You have a refreshing attitude to violence,” Illyria responded, “and you are remarkably formidable for your size. I am impressed. I believe that you will make a satisfactory Qwa'ha Xahn.”

“Aye,” said Rob Anybody. “We’ll gie yon Wolfram an’ Hart a guid kickin’ for ye, Mistress.”

“Indeed,” said Illyria, “and I shall never again use ‘like offal in my mouth’ as a pejorative now that you have introduced me to the delights of ‘haggis’.”

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