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This story is No. 2 in the series "The Random Parody Lyrics Collection". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: A collection of Song Parodies saluting the M*A*S*H universe...

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
Television > MASHBarefootXOFR1552,144041,9249 Mar 0917 Mar 12No

Here at the M*A*S*H

I don't own M*A*S*H, any of the characters, or the song 'Monster Mash', upon which this parody is based... They are owned respectively by Larry Gelbart and Bobby Pickett, I think...



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I was working in O.R. late one night

While the bombs burst in air, it was quite a sight

The puns were flying rampant, through the air

And then I realised, to my despair



This was a M*A*S*H

This camp was a M*A*S*H

This was a M*A*S*H

This patient has a rash

This was a M*A*S*H

They’re serving army hash

This was a M*A*S*H

This camp was a M*A*S*H



From the swamp you could sniff the smell of dirty socks

And taste terrible gin while Hawkeye sleepwalks

His bunkmates are a snob by the name of Charles

And don’t wake up ol’ B.J. lest you provoke snarls…



They’re in a M*A*S*H

They’re in a camp called M*A*S*H

They’re in a M*A*S*H

Where people patch the gashed

They’re in a M*A*S*H

Where they serve army hash

They’re in a M*A*S*H

They’re in a camp called M*A*S*H



The 4077th is the place to be

If you’re a wounded man in the army

They provide the ‘Best Care, Anywhere’

Watch and you’ll see!!



The C.O.’s office jumpin’, with ol’ Potter’s yell

As the clerk by name of Klinger tries to scam and sell

The supply truck’s in the compound with supplies from H.Q.

It’s the middle of winter, so will ice cream churns do?



There at the M*A*S*H

The camp was called a M*A*S*H

There at the M*A*S*H

Where they will cure your rash

There at the M*A*S*H

Where they serve spam and hash

There at the M*A*S*H

The camp was called a M*A*S*H



Out of the Swamp, a voice did shout

And cursed two delinquents as unfeeling louts

He told them to shut up, to desist and cease

To leave him alone to his music in peace



He played in the M*A*S*H

In a camp called M*A*S*H

Yes in a M*A*S*H

The movie’s in the trash

Yes in a M*A*S*H

Yes they’re all strapped for cash

Here at the M*A*S*H

Here at the camp called M*A*S*H



The Head Nurse is on the scene, Hot Lips Houlihan

And we all know she thinks that Hawkeye is quite the man

But neither will admit that the attraction exists

But watch them in surgery, while you assist



Here at the M*A*S*H

Yes come and join the M*A*S*H

Here at the M*A*S*H

Just never eat the hash

Here at the M*A*S*H

You'll be prepped in a flash

Here at the M*A*S*H

Come and join the M*A*S*H!!!



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