Not Another Blonde Cheerleader...
Disclaimer: Glee belongs to Murphy and Fox. Buffy to Joss.
Not for the first time, Xander felt like using one of his hammers to bash his head in. That, or committing mass homicide by strangling Giles and Willow and the rest of the Council for sticking him with this particular assignment.
Unfotunately, neither was currently an option and he somehow managed to take a deep, calming breath.
“No, Brittany...The pointy end goes into the vampire, remember?”
The blonde cheerleader blinked blankly at him, then tilted her head to the side with a puzzled look on her face.
“Wait...why are vampires bad again? I like it when people suck on my neck.”
Despite his efforts, he couldn't keep his eye from twitching. Willow so owed him cookies for this.