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Summary: We parody all those wonderful fanfiction ideas that always seem to pop up. Enjoy and add. We're proabably going to be killed for some of these.

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Multiple Crossings > General > Ficlet Collections - OtherFatherAndSonGrimmFR18122,1760147,62610 Jul 0916 Jul 09No

King-dom Come with Good Food

Disclaimer: These stories are meant to be parodies. If they seem offensive, get over yourself, its all for fun and games. You guys are free to add to these ficlets, but try and follow no real sex and keep it fun and light.

King-dom Come with Good Food

“He was…Horrible…” Giles couldn’t stop wiping his glasses as he sat on the couch.

“Okay…calm down G-man…now what happened?” Xander asked, while Buffy sat down next to him.

“Well I was sleeping and woke up when I felt the bed shake. He was…right next to me!”

“Who was?” Buffy piped in.

“I don’t know, but he was horrible. His features…were in-human, they were so… plastic. And that smile…that smile seemed permanent part of his face.”

Buffy put her arm around him.

“And he must have been some sort of king… he wore a crown and a robe…Oh excuse me, I really think I’m going to be sick again…”

As he dashed out of the room, Xander and Buffy took a look at each other and then started eating.

“You know, he might be a demon Xander, but…mmm…these are pretty good…”

“Yeah, and I was hungry. Truth be told, I left a note in tweed man’s room, asking that if this Burger King shows up again, we want some fries with that…”

Authors Note: The Buffy series and the Burger King are owned by their respective owners.

The End?

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You have reached the end of "Demented Tales" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 16 Jul 09.

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