Highlander / Top Gear crossover, suggested indirectly by Don Sample's Slayer in a Reasonably Priced Car. All characters belong to their respective creators etc., there is no intent to infringe on copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.

Hiding In Plain Sight is an earlier Harry Potter drabble which has no connection to this one other than the title.

Hiding In Plain Sight II
by Marcus L. Rowland

"What do you mean, Richie's alive?" shouted Duncan McLeod.

"You were out of your mind with the demon possession," said Methos, "so I helped him fake his death; shot you with a taser so you'd think you'd taken his quickening. He's fine, but he's still hiding from you.

"So what's he doing? He can't race any more."

"You'd be surprised."

In a studio thousands of miles away the presenter faced the camera and said "Some say his buttocks are made out of rubber, others claim that he's risen from the dead. All that we know is, he's called The Stig..."

End.