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This story is No. 1 in the series "So A Blonde Walks Into A Hospital...". You may wish to read the series introduction first.

Summary: House finds Wilson the perfect secretary.

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Television > House, M.D. > Buffy-CenteredSincerelyPinkPantiesFR1322,0815209,23429 Aug 0930 Aug 09Yes

In Which House Is Goldilocks

Title: In Which House Is Goldilocks
Summary: Can House find a secretary that’s just right?
Word Count: 188 Words
Disclaimer: *sighs* Nothing is the amount of which I own.

Wilson has a secretary problem. He can’t seem to keep them very long and some of them turn out to be drug seekers or rich-doctor-to-marry seekers. Of course House, being House, mocks him about this regularly. Wilson usually doesn’t care, but Wilson has just lost the fourth secretary this month and he’s having issues hiring another one.

“House, if you think you’re so much smarter than I am why don’t you find me one! I’ll do your clinic hours for two weeks if you find one that lasts a month!” he finally yells.
Wilson regrets his words as soon as they’ve left his mouth. House looks far too smug and Wilson has a sinking feeling he’ll be doing double clinic hours for two weeks sometime in the near future.

“Deal,” House says and limps out of Wilson’s office leaving Wilson with his paperwork and his sinking feeling.

A week later Wilson has nearly forgotten his deal with House, when said doctor limps into his office, a small, pretty blonde woman behind him.

“Wilson, meet your new secretary, Buffy Summers.”

She smiles nervously and gives Wilson a surprisingly strong handshake.

A/N: Like Euripides once said, “A bad beginning makes a bad ending.” Click the handy little review button and let me know what you think. Should I go on?

A/N 2: The Scoobies Do Princeton, NJ is currently on hold. Hopefully I’ll be able to get a chapter of it out soon.
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