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This story is No. 4 in the series "Growing Pains". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: Buffy, Faith and Willow... Are they really who they claim to be or is something else going on? Follow along as Xander finds out.

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Cartoons > Powerpuff Girls, TheSithicusFR151514,13614516,80830 Aug 0923 Nov 09Yes


Author's Notes: Well, there you have it ladies and gents. The final chapter to this story, but hopefully not the end of this series. Perhaps one day in the not too distant future I shall succeed in returning to this and write stories about the adventures of the Slayingstuff Girls... I hope that name still works for all of you.

Big kudos and thanks go out to Cutiepie for helping me with the ending monologue describing the Slayingstuff Girls, YOUTH was definitely the word to go with. :D Thumbs up. Now, review this story... LOL just kidding.

Everyone had gathered at Professor Utonium’s house, seeing as how it was the appropriate thing to do, everyone was feeling a tad exhausted. And a little drained, considering they’d just went a lot of rounds against a ton of bad guys.
Still, they had to see it through, so to speak, and Xander and the girls were still trapped at the moment.

“I calculate that it shall take me at least another month before I can successfully replicate the transportation device used to bridge the gap between alternate realities,” Dexter stated. He wiped his glasses clear of soot and shot a glare at Dee-Dee. “Provided my idiot sister doesn’t interfere.”

“A whole month stuck here?” Buffy complained. “The Council needs us.”

“I don’t know, B, I say the chance to relax a little might be a good thing,” Faith remarked.

“Besides, the vampire community is never going to take you seriously like that,” Xander added.

“What was that, Xander,” Willow demanded. Rising off the floor she moved into his personal space, glaring at him, Faith and Buffy joined her.

“I put my foot in it that time,” he muttered.

“Well, now that we have successfully stopped Him from conquering the entire planet, and restored the citizens of Townsville to their rightful places, the next thing which must be done of course is… This, mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!” Mojo said as he flourished a laser blaster. “Now, my Whoopass Girls, destroy the Powerpuff Girls!”

“But we just met them,” Wild Card complained. She flipped her long purple hair out of her face, and eyed her ‘cousins’ with a sweet and shy smile.

“And we were created to stop Him, father,” Whirlwind reminded.

“But, but, I want to destroy the Powerpuff Girls,” Mojo whined.

“Sorry, Mojo Jojo, we’re not going to kill our cousins,” Whiplash informed.

“Curses,” Mojo complained. With a burst of flames he flew out of the house, leaving his girls behind. The three of them giggled.

“I saw that coming a mile away,” Buttercup declared.

“Mojo will never learn,” Blossom agreed with a laugh.

“My girls, all grown up,” Professor Utonium said. His eyes began to water. “They grow up so fast.”

“Awwww, Professor,” Buttercup mumbled her cheeks flushing.

“We’re still the same girls who you created in your lab,” Bubbles said.

“And we’ll always love you, dad,” Blossom added. Smiling the three of them rushed to their father and embraced him.

“Well, now that this crisis is over I suggest that Dee-Dee and I return to Mega Ville, we have much work to do and mom and dad will probably be worried sick,” Dexter stated. He crossed his arms behind his back and offered a smile. “Keep in touch, Blossom, and don’t worry, Xander, I shall have a new device ready to send you all home before you can say quantum physics result in temporal anomalies of astronomic proportions.”

Xander rolled his eye. “And why would I ever say such a thing?” he wondered.

“Where are we supposed to stay while we’re here?” Willow asked. “This house is kind of small for all nine of us, plus the Professor and Xander,” she added.

“You can move in to the house across the street, no one has lived there since our neighbors left because of all the villains attacking,” Professor Utonium stated.

“Uh, we don’t have any money,” Xander said. “Kind of hard to pay for a house, even just the rent, without any funds.”

“Silly, you don’t have to worry about that,” Bubbles said.

“Yeah, just ask The Mayor to let you stay, an extra group of super heroes living here would be welcome.”

“Buttercup,” Professor Utonium reprimanded, “it isn’t nice to assume that the city will just let them stay free of charge, just because they have all of your powers… How exactly did that happen anyway?”

“It’s a long story, Professor,” Blossom said.

Suddenly a loud roar filled the room, the Professor eyed his girls, Xander tried to figure out what was going on, the Whoopass Girls all shared knowing looks.

“Uh, we just got finished with one battle,” Buffy pointed out.

“Some days there’s at least two or three before bedtime,” Bubbles said with a smirk.

“Looks like some monster decided that now was the perfect time to show up,” Blossom said.

“I guess you all know what that means,” Buttercup added. She smiled eagerly and started to rise into the air.

“Hold it girls,” Professor Utonium said, “you just got back, and there’s a lot to discuss. Why don’t we let your friends deal with the monster this time?” he suggested.

“I guess if we’re going to be sticking around for a month, until poindexter here finishes his new machine, we might as well lend a hand,” Faith said.

“I am still feeling a little eager to kick some butt,” Willow added.

“It’s settled then, come on girls, let’s go Save the Day,” Buffy said. All three of them blew out of the house, leaving behind a rainbow of lights.

“We aren’t going to let them have all the fun, are we girls?” Whirlwind demanded.

“Of course we aren’t,” Whiplash agreed, “Mojo Jojo created us to help save the day, come on girls, let’s go.”

Xander watched them burst off as well, and he sighed. “Why do I get the feeling, I’m going to be seeing a lot of this, not to mention explaining it to a psychologist one of these days?”

“Xander, why don’t you show Dexter and Dee-Dee to the bus station?” Blossom suggested with a winning smile.

“But I don’t know my way around Townsville,” Xander argued.

“That does not matter, I am well versed in the city of Townsville, I believe the girls wish to be alone with their father, therefore why don’t I direct you to the Mayor’s office before I take Dee-Dee home,” Dexter suggested.

“Oh, right, gotcha… Well I’ll be back later,” Xander said.

“Goodbye, Xander,” Buttercup called with a wink.

Xander blushed noticeably and exited the house, they still hadn’t solved the money side of things, maybe speaking to the Mayor wasn’t such a bad idea after all. “Dee-Dee, don’t touch that,” he ordered.

The girl frowned. “Why not?”

“Because we’ve had enough explosions for one day,” Xander told her.

“Oh, well, ok,” Dee-Dee said. “La, la, la, la, la.” She skipped off down the sidewalk.

“Unbelievable,” Dexter said. “Can you teach me to do that?” he asked desperately.

“It’s an avatar of chaos kind of thing, you wouldn’t be able to learn,” Xander said.

“Curses,” Dexter complained.

Giles sat in his office, he was going over tomes and tomes of books trying to determine where the three girls’ powers could have gone. Suddenly, the door opened, and in walked Buffy, Faith, Willow and Xander.

“Hey, G-Man, we’re back.”

“Yep, we came, we saw, we kicked evil’s ass,” Faith agreed.

“But… How did you?”

“Oh well, that was the hard part, we had to get Professor Utonium to help, see he has this stuff called Anti-X,” Willow explained, “it’s the antidote to Chemical X, it got rid of our powers.”

“And Mojo Jojo’s ray thingy helped us grow up again,” Buffy added. She hopped up onto Giles’ desk. “No need to worry about our powers either, when we got back here, well they sort of found us again.”

“Really?” Giles said. He took off his glasses and began to polish them. “Well if you’re sure.”

“We’re sure,” Faith said. She eyed Giles briefly, and then shared a look with the others. “So, what’s been happening while we’ve been gone?” she asked, all smiles and roses again.

“Uh, yes, well…”

“The Watcher suspects.”

“We can replace him too if necessary, just so long as Slayer Summers remains in that other reality.”

“Yes, we don’t need ‘Slayingstuff Girls’ messing up our carefully crafted and maintained Balance, now do we?”

The Powers that Be all started to laugh, except their laughter sounded hollow, without any true joy or emotion behind it. Cordelia Chase shot them all a glare from her position, she didn’t like it, but she couldn’t really do anything against them, she had no powers anymore. “I so hope Xander comes back and kicks their collective assess,” she grumbled.

Three Days Later

“The City of Townsville, is once again under attack…” the Narrator narrated.

“Not so fast, Her,” Faith stated.

“You again, I thought you had left already,” Her remarked.

“Not so long as you’re here to mess with Townsville, The First,” Buffy stated knowingly.

“Oh, so you figured that out too,” Her said with a little smile.

“Of course we did, and as long as we keep you here you can’t hurt Dawn or our friends,” Buffy said.

“You also can’t grow up, little girls,” Her teased.

“We don’t need to be big to handle the likes of you, Her,” Willow said with a pout.

“Now be a good little First Evil, and crawl back to your daddy,” Buffy ordered.

“Now where’s the fun in that?” Her wondered with a twisted smirk. “Shall we dance?”

“You go girls,” Xander encouraged from the streets below.

“And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to… The Slayingstuff Girls,” the Narrator stated.

Youth, Magic and the Essence of a Demon, these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Warrior of Light. But, Fate accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction… Chemical X. Thus, the Slayingstuff Girls were re-born, Buffy, Faith and Willow. Using their Ultra Super Powers, they dedicate their lives to fighting the army of Her, and the forces of darkness…

Energy crackled in an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of Townsville, a machine suddenly appeared, resembling Dexter’s reality traveling machine, this one was covered in deadly looking spikes and sharp edges. To give off an air of menace.
Emerging from the device were four figures.

“I told you I could get you here, girls, despite the interference of that idiot brother of mine.”

“Thanks, DeeSaster,” Brute said with a wicked smile.

“Now we can really have some fun, and make those naughty Slayingstuff Girls pay for messing up our city,” Brat added.

“What fun this is going to be, I can’t wait to hurt somebody.” Berserk cracked her knuckles and broke into a vicious grin.

“Well, I’ll be waiting for when you’re finished, we can’t stay here too long. Otherwise we’ll destroy both of our realities,” DeeSaster reminded.

“Yeah, yeah, we’ll zip in, kick some butt and zip back, no worries,” Berserk said dismissively. “Let’s go, girls, time to show them what we learned when it comes to teamwork.”

“I still don’t like working with either of you,” Brute complained, “but if it means we get to win for a change, I’m not adverse to it.”

And watching all of this, Him broke into sinister laughter, his plan had worked much better than he thought it would. Now, not only was his daughter back, but he had even more ‘Powerpuffs’ to mess with.

The End ?

Blossom! Commander and the leader. Bubbles! She is the joy and the laughter Buttercup! And she’s the toughest fighter, Powerpuffs save the day!

Fighting crime, trying to save the world, here they come just in time. The Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff!

The End

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