Disclaimer: The Flintstones was created by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera. The Slayer mythology is the creation of Joss Whedon. Both are owned by their respective corporate masters and neither belong to me.

Author's Note: A quick drabble for the To Boldly Go challenge.



“Wilma!”

“What is it now, Fred?”

“She’s doing it again. Tell her to put me down.”

“Pebbles, honey, be a good girl and put daddy down.”

“I still say we should go find another doc – one that knows how to cure this slayer thing.”

“Fred, we’ve been through this a hundred times already. We can’t afford to keep taking her to more doctors. You’re just going to have to live with her supernatural powers.”

“Okay, okay. But, I’m not taking her bowling again. That’s three of my balls she’s smashed. And she’s got to stop beating up Mrs. Shale’s stegosaurus.”