Disclaimer: Don’t own ‘em. Wish I did… Damn. I’ll have to try again when a wishing demon is around. Joss owns Buffy and Rowling owns HP.

Author's Note: “Hungarian” in here means “well endowed” if you know what I mean.






The creepy potions master had seen many horrors in his life, but never before had they frightened him to the point he was at now. In front of him stood a person more evil that the Dark Lord himself. This person only stood barely 5’, but the power they wielded was colossal. Snape was sure the Devil himself cowered before this woman. That’s right, woman. She may seem harmless to the untrained eye, but Severus was no novice.

“You yourself know what being evil is like,” She said. “Besides, I hear you are Hungarian. Why won’t you accept my offer?”