Disclaimer: Don’t own anything. It all belongs to Joss Whedon.
AN: Thanks to my beta…mmooch!!!Xander, the Love God
Xander walked into the Summers’ home and grinned when Buffy, Willow and Anya all swooned over him. He knew he looked good in his well-pressed suit and his hair slicked into something resembling order. “Hey, girls,” he said, watching them practically melt at the sound of his voice.
“Heeeey Xander….” they said breathily, sighing like a high school girl in love for the first time.
Buffy got up and walked to Xander. “You look good….I’m sooo sorry I couldn’t see what was right in front of my face, Xander. How could I ever think that Angel, Riley…or even Spike could ever compare to you? Can you ever forgive me?” she pleaded, trailing her fingers down his chest, over his suit jacket.
Willow frowned and got up. “I’m so sorry that I ever thought I could like a woman more than you, Xander. You’re the only one for me….It’s not too late…is it?” she begged, looking up at him through her lashes.
Anya, not one to be out-done, quickly stood as well. “Oh Xander! I don’t care that you left me at the altar to be embarrassed in front of all our friends and family. Let’s have lots of orgasms right here!” She smiled at him earnestly; after all, he was a guy and they did love orgasms!
“Now now….Anya, Wills, Buffster…there’s enough of the Xan-man to go around….” he said with a grin, kissing each of them, and then he starts to make out with Anya while watching Willow and Buffy make out.
Finally, things started to get hot and heavy, the girls were grinding on him, and just as he was about to slip Buffy’s shirt off…..
Xander shot up in bed to see Anya, Buffy and Willow all standing at the foot of his bed, glaring at him. Willow was even turning black in a few areas! “Crap!” he grumbled. CURSE HIS DREAMS AND SLEEP-TALKING!AN: Just a quick one shot!