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More in my BSG 2003/BtvS AU, this time it's Buffy and Giles beginning to review and comment on the questionnaires, first up, everyone's favorite blonde Viper jock, Kara Thrace...
Re: Re: questionnaire
Buffy, here is the first one of the questionnaires I have gotten back from our new Colonial friends, along with my comments. Please feel free to add any of your own.
Re: Re: Re: questionnaire
Alrighty, watcher-mine, let's do this...
Subject: Re: Questionnaire
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Ask my husband, Sammie
(Buffy: remind me to bring earplugs, or a silencing ring, if I end up sharing a room with her)
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
There's a difference?
(Giles: From what I've seen and heard of the girl, this certainly seems true.)
(Buffy: You and me both, Giles, girl has some anger management issues to work out. Maybe we should have Faith work with her?)
(Giles: An excellent suggestion, my dear, Faith seems to have gotten most of those issues behind her.)
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
(Buffy: Sounds like she has more than anger management issues...)
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Considering that I'm not from Earth, so I have no clue what Lego is, I'll have to say no.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
If I wanted to watch a train-wreck, I'd go to a Quorum meeting with our Cylon "allies" attending
(Giles: At least she has some taste in her entertainments.)
(Buffy: Yeah, they do have a train-wreck quality to them, don't they?)
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Of course I do
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
According to my late mother, I was, but since all my baby pictures are radioactive ash on Caprica, you'll have to take my word for it.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Married here, so I guess not, but watch this space.
(Giles: A somewhat ambivalent answer but, given some of her other answers, I'd hazard a guess that she has some regrets about a past relationship.)
(Buffy: She wouldn't be the only one.)
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Only if I want to hear what a strangled cat sounds like.
(Giles: Buffy, care to comment on this? I understand Dawn has some... issues... with your singing in the shower...)
(Buffy: DAWN MARIE SUMMERS!!!!!!!)
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
(after looking up "bungee jumping" on this Internet thing you people have, and thank Gods you folks never met the Cylons before we showed up, or you'd be radioactive ash after they took over your networks) No, but it sounds like fun, wonder if Sammie will join me...
(Giles: Is this girl suicidal?)
(Buffy: Not as far as I can tell, but you never know...)
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
None that I'll tell you :)
(Buffy: Awwww.... she was supposed to spill, damnit, so I'd have some juicy blackmail material over her for when I want her to baby-s.... err... bodyguard Dawn!)
(Giles: Now, now, Buffy, you both (speaking of Dawn) are (allegedly) responsible adults, so I do wish you would stop trying to blackmail Slayers into baby-sitting Dawn (no matter what you might have to say on the matter, it is baby-sitting you have in mind, not bodyguarding, Dawn is an adult, do try to treat her as one))
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Since I've only been here a few months, and haven't had time for a vacation yet, I don't have one
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Is that the fat white-haired guy with the big chin? He's moderately amusing.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes, I can
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
No, haven't had time, what with making it to Earth, finding out I'm a Slayer, learning how to not break everything (especially Sam and Lee when they piss me off), etc, so no
(Buffy: Knowing Dawn, she's going to try and drag Kara into a movie night, and put this on the list... personally, I think the movie is stupid, but that's just me.)
(Giles: I quite agree.)
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Kinda like breathing, so yeah
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
No idea what that is, so I don't know
(Buffy: (waits for Dawn to challenge her to a "lick-off")(ACK!!! No sexual innuendos!)
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Only when I'm drunk and trying to piss the brig security detail off.
(Buffy: Sounds more and more like Faith all the time.)
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Trick question here, right? You guys *do* know I'm a fighter pilot, right?
(Buffy: Yes, we do, Kara, stock question on this thing.)
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
Manual, my knife specifically
(Buffy: Paging Faith II, Paging Faith II...)
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Only if it's trying to kill me, then it's fair game
(Buffy: Are we *sure* she isn't a blonde-haired Faith clone?)
(Giles: There are times I have my doubts, but yes, we are sure.)
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
See question 8
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Pissy, evil Cylons and obnoxious drunken bastard XO's. They make me break out in violent rages that can only be cured with gunfire or punches to the jaw.
(Buffy: Giles, are we *absolutely, 100%* sure she isn't another version of Faith?)
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
Last night, to Sam
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Hello, not from Earth here, no idea who this "Elvis" is... (looks up "Elvis" on the Internet...) OK, according to the official reports he's dead, so in the absence of hard evidence otherwise, I'll say he's dead.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Only at mine.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Someone is looking for a punch in the mouth here.
(Buffy: At least I can agree with her there :))
(Giles: No comment.)
(Buffy: Giles??????? Are you looking to get "sparred" with??)
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Out the airlock when they dump the trash (best explanation I have for missing socks)
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Not from Earth... (looks up the subject again, gods I love Google...) fast food? Haven't had any Earth fast food yet, so no opinion
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH?
A few years ago, back on Caprica while trying to recover this stupid arrow, with Helo (Karl Agathon, for the somewhat informed)
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers, long ones, with Sammie...
(Buffy: Giles, I get it that she isn't a Faith clone, but... are we sure they don't share a soul?)
(Giles: We haven't checked for that yet.)
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
OK, looked this one up first before typing, gotta go with not real... WHAT??? You gotta be shitting me, you guys killed him a year ago?? Oh, he was a demon that ate children??? Ewwww, and I gotta say, points to you, Buffy.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
These days, only by Sammie
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
I *live* in the dark (of space, mind you, but...)
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Booze, stogies, Sammie, flying Vipers and killing Cylons
(Buffy: Re: 40 & 41: I'm calling it now, shared soul.)
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
A few times, back before the Colonies became radioactive.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once this morning
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Yes, unless you count booze and nicotine
(Buffy: NEVER assign those two to the same team! Either Faith and her will kill each other, or they'll go Thelma and Louise on us!)
(Giles: I will take it under advisement.)
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Depends on if I'm on CAP rotation or not.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Look for yourself, it should be in my file.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
Someone obviously hasn't looked at my file lately...
(Buffy: (takes a look at her file photos) That is one big tattoo she's got on her arm...)
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Yes, I can see someone getting bitch-slapped by an angry Caprican ex-patriate Slayer for asking her to fill out this form...
(Buffy: Dear God.... I don't care *what* the tests say, I say she's a Faith copy!)
(Giles: I am beginning to have my doubts as well...)
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Haven't read any Earth books yet, this one is on my list...
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
(Buffy: *bangs head on desk*)
(Giles: *hands Buffy aspirin*)
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
No, but it looks like fun, have to try it after trying bungee jumping.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Only if I have to.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Now I do, if you had asked me before I got here and became a Slayer, I'd have asked you if your meds had worn off...
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
No, that would be their own right hand...
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Against the wishes of the Gods, so no.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
(after looking it up, and trying it) Badly, but yes
63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES?
Got a few hours for me to list them?
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Whatever they were serving for breakfast in the mess-hall
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
The list of guys who have kissed me is a bit long...
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
All of them
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Never been there, so no.
(Buffy: Finally, something that makes her a NotFaithCopy!)
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Kinda like your Earth "metal", got no one favorite at the moment, tho...