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Summary: into this file I will put all the small things I have written.

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Comedy > Xander-Centered
Multiple Crossings > Spike-Centered
JCHattenFR15116,22801210,67421 Dec 0927 Jan 10No

Book Nights

Book Nights
Author: hatten_jc
Beta: Hawklan
Disclaimer: All things BTVS belong to J. Whedon

Giles sighed, the Watchers Council had sent over this beast. He was a librarian of incredible skill who had lots of books the Watchers loved to copy and when he had asked to copy a pair of Giles book they had send him over to Sunnydale.

They even said he could live with Giles. He did not mind that.

But the fact that his new roommate and Xander had become like brothers was scary.

Xander said at that moment, "No way. I eat more Twinkies then you ever can."

The librarian frowned as he grabbed a fistful of Twinkies and pushed them between his jaws.

Xander blinked and said, "Impressive, you eat five, but I can do seven."

The librarian blinked looking doubting at Xander.

Grinning like a fool Xander grabbed seven Twinkies and put them in his mouth swallowing them with difficulty.

The Librarian looked impressed and grabbed seven for himself.

At that moment the door opened and Buffy walked in.

She looked around seeing the pile of bananas sitting in the corner and at Xander and Giles roomy.
"Giles," Buffy said. "Why is it a Monkey in the library?"

The librarian looked quite angry at Buffy, "OOk ook"

Xander sighed, "Buffy, it is an Orangutan, don’t be rude."

Buffy blinked.

Giles nodded, "Yes, Orangutan’s are apes not monkeys and he is a friend of mine. The Council of Watchers send him over."

The Orangutan nodded, "Ook Ooook"

Giles sighed, "Do write. No one understands you when you speak."

Xander frowned, "You don’t say.. OOk ok OOOk"

The Orangutan nodded, "Oook Ooook Ok Ohook"

Xander replied, "That’s so sad and everybody does that."

Buffy asked, "What is happening?"

Giles sighed. He had the feeling that it would be a long, long day.


Outside the door Lord John Lord Greystoke sighed. He hoped that Xander his long lost son would believe him and then the lord of the Jungle entered the library. Tarzan was in town.

The End

Additional Disclaimer: Tarzan was created by Edgar Rice Burroughs and I have no clue who holds the rights to it, but I am sure it is not me *g*
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